Pinned Down Chords by Rebel Son

[G] Well, I've got a [C] fine-looking woman that I [F] just found
Who's married to the wealthiest man in town
[C] And she tells me every [G] time he ain't around
And [C] tonight he's drunk as a skunk at some swanky [F] pub
With all his asshole buddies from the country [E] club
And he left her at home alone
[G] So right now I've got [C] her pinned down
I've got my nuts back
Bouncin' [F] up and down up off her butt track
Pickin' [G] up her romance slack
[C] Doin' shit to her that he ain't [G] able to do
I drank a six-pack [C] before I [F] got her in the sack
Now I got [G] her pinned down on her back
With her feet in [C] her face, let her stay [G] that way
For at least [C] another hour or two
Two hours ago I got a call on my telephone
[F] A woman's voice said, hey, my old man ain't [C] home
Can you make it out of the way?
Cause I sure love to fool [G] around
She said, I got you six [C] cold fat blue ribbons [F] for free
If you just come and do some dirty, pretty work on me
So I jumped in my trunk and hauled ass [D] uptown
And right now [C] I've got her pinned down
I've got my nuts back
Bouncin' up and down [F] up off her butt track
[C] Pickin' up her romance slack
Doin' shit to her that he [G] ain't able to do
I drank a six [C]-pack before [F] I got her in the sack
Now I got her pinned [C] down on her back
With her feet in her face, let her stay that [G] way
For at least [C] another hour or two _
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_ [C] _ _ _ Well, her telephone [Em] rang about a quarter to [F] three
She said, honey, you don't need to wait up for me
[C] Cause me and the fellas are gonna [G] have a few more rounds
Then [C] she grinned and said, a few more rounds sounds [F] alright
Then she winked at me and told him goodnight
Then she hung up the [C] phone and she said, it's on
So once again I've got her pinned down
And I've got my nuts back
[F] Bouncin' up and down up off her butt track
Pickin' up her [E] romance slack
Doin' [A] shit to her that he [G] ain't able to do
I drank a six-pack before I [F] got her in the sack
Now I got her pinned [G] down on her back
With her feet in her face, let her stay that way
For at least [C] another hour or two
[Em] Yeah, I got his old lady pinned down
And I'm goin' to [G] town and he don't even have a clue
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