How Did You Get So Ugly Chords by Rebel Son
Tempo:
150 bpm
Chords used:
G
A
D
C
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[N] [G] Well, me and my buddies went drinking last night at a bar right [C] down the road.
[G] Well, I met a sweet thing and I talked a mean [A] game and she told me I could [D] take her home.
[G] She was the best looking thing that I've ever seen, but I don't know what [C] went wrong.
[G] Cause I brought home a Barbie doll, but I woke up next to King Kong.
And I said, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire and [A] then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] You must have made an ugly face and it got stuck and then rolled off the back of the ugly truck.
You must have fell out of the ugly tree [C] and broke every [A] branch you hit.
How [G] in the hell did you get so ugly, bitch?
Cause you sure look just like shit.
Well, all I could say was, get away.
What in the hell was I supposed to do?
I said, look, you gotta go cause can't nobody know I had a greasy looking [D] bitch like you.
[G] So take my advice, she might be a nice looking hot cooking honky tonk queen.
But you better pick her up before you get drunk.
Cause if you're fucked up, [Em] you're gonna wake up in the [G] morning with a wolverine.
And you'll say, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire [A] and then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] Do I think you're pretty?
Fuck no, you're ugly as a hunk of fucking homemade soap.
From looking like a crocodile with your trash pile smile to your wooly booger [A] hairy armpits.
[G] How in the hell did you [Em] get so ugly, bitch?
From a beauty to a beast in the flick of a switch.
I'll bet you were born in a banjo [G] ditch.
Yeah, how did you get so ugly, [C] bitch?
Cause you sure [D] look just like shit.
[G] Well, I met a sweet thing and I talked a mean [A] game and she told me I could [D] take her home.
[G] She was the best looking thing that I've ever seen, but I don't know what [C] went wrong.
[G] Cause I brought home a Barbie doll, but I woke up next to King Kong.
And I said, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire and [A] then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] You must have made an ugly face and it got stuck and then rolled off the back of the ugly truck.
You must have fell out of the ugly tree [C] and broke every [A] branch you hit.
How [G] in the hell did you get so ugly, bitch?
Cause you sure look just like shit.
Well, all I could say was, get away.
What in the hell was I supposed to do?
I said, look, you gotta go cause can't nobody know I had a greasy looking [D] bitch like you.
[G] So take my advice, she might be a nice looking hot cooking honky tonk queen.
But you better pick her up before you get drunk.
Cause if you're fucked up, [Em] you're gonna wake up in the [G] morning with a wolverine.
And you'll say, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire [A] and then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] Do I think you're pretty?
Fuck no, you're ugly as a hunk of fucking homemade soap.
From looking like a crocodile with your trash pile smile to your wooly booger [A] hairy armpits.
[G] How in the hell did you [Em] get so ugly, bitch?
From a beauty to a beast in the flick of a switch.
I'll bet you were born in a banjo [G] ditch.
Yeah, how did you get so ugly, [C] bitch?
Cause you sure [D] look just like shit.
Key:
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A
D
C
Em
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A
D
[N] _ [G] _ _ _ _ Well, me and my buddies went drinking last night at a bar right [C] down the road.
[G] Well, I met a sweet thing and I talked a mean [A] game and she told me I could [D] take her home.
[G] She was the best looking thing that I've ever seen, but I don't know what [C] went wrong.
[G] Cause I brought home a Barbie doll, but I woke up next to King Kong. _
And I said, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire and [A] then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] You must have made an ugly face and it got stuck and then rolled off the back of the ugly truck.
You must have fell out of the ugly tree [C] and broke every [A] branch you hit.
How [G] in the hell did you get so ugly, bitch?
Cause you sure look just like shit. _ _ _
Well, all I could say was, get away.
What in the hell was I supposed to do?
I said, look, you gotta go cause can't nobody know I had a greasy looking [D] bitch like you.
[G] So take my advice, she might be a nice looking hot cooking honky tonk queen.
But you better pick her up before you get drunk.
Cause if you're fucked up, [Em] you're gonna wake up in the [G] morning with a _ wolverine. _
_ And you'll say, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire [A] and then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] Do I think you're pretty?
Fuck no, you're ugly as a hunk of fucking homemade soap.
From looking like a crocodile with your trash pile smile to your wooly booger [A] hairy armpits.
[G] How in the hell did you [Em] get so ugly, bitch?
From a beauty to a beast in the flick of a switch.
I'll bet you were born in a banjo [G] ditch.
Yeah, how did you get so ugly, [C] bitch?
Cause you sure _ _ _ [D] look just _ _ like shit. _ _ _ _ _
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[G] Well, I met a sweet thing and I talked a mean [A] game and she told me I could [D] take her home.
[G] She was the best looking thing that I've ever seen, but I don't know what [C] went wrong.
[G] Cause I brought home a Barbie doll, but I woke up next to King Kong. _
And I said, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire and [A] then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] You must have made an ugly face and it got stuck and then rolled off the back of the ugly truck.
You must have fell out of the ugly tree [C] and broke every [A] branch you hit.
How [G] in the hell did you get so ugly, bitch?
Cause you sure look just like shit. _ _ _
Well, all I could say was, get away.
What in the hell was I supposed to do?
I said, look, you gotta go cause can't nobody know I had a greasy looking [D] bitch like you.
[G] So take my advice, she might be a nice looking hot cooking honky tonk queen.
But you better pick her up before you get drunk.
Cause if you're fucked up, [Em] you're gonna wake up in the [G] morning with a _ wolverine. _
_ And you'll say, how did you get so ugly, bitch?
You look like a bulldog's crack.
You look like somebody set your face on fire [A] and then put it out [D] with an ax.
[G] Do I think you're pretty?
Fuck no, you're ugly as a hunk of fucking homemade soap.
From looking like a crocodile with your trash pile smile to your wooly booger [A] hairy armpits.
[G] How in the hell did you [Em] get so ugly, bitch?
From a beauty to a beast in the flick of a switch.
I'll bet you were born in a banjo [G] ditch.
Yeah, how did you get so ugly, [C] bitch?
Cause you sure _ _ _ [D] look just _ _ like shit. _ _ _ _ _
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