All Horned Up Chords by Rebel Son

_ _ _ _ Well the homecoming queen next door to me [C] just came home from [G] school.
She said my folks ain't [C] home and I'm all alone.
Did you learn me the golden rule?
[G] I said just call me your tutor and show me your tutor.
[C] I'll be more than happy [G] to help.
Yes ma'am I'll be your buddy [Em] cause I'm gonna help you study on just how to enjoy yourself. _
[C] Hey, hi, young honey.
I'm all [G] horned up and here's what I'm gonna do.
[C] I'm all horned up and [G] fit to fuck and I'm gonna fuck [D] you know who.
[Em] So pull off your [G] pants and get ready to dance.
[C] I'm gonna show [G] you how to.
Yeah I'm all horned up and I'm fixing to fuck a good old-fashioned fucking on you.
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_ Well the very next day homecoming queen came [C] straight home from school [G] again.
She pulled up in her yard and out of her car came her and two of her [D] girly friends.
[G] She said that show was [Em] fun and no one's ever done nothing like that [G] to neither of them.
She said can you do me [E] again and then do both of [G] them.
Oh yes ma'am I can.
_ [C] Hey, hi, young honey.
I'm all horned [G] up and here's what I'm gonna do.
[C] I'm all horned up and fit to fuck [G] and I'm gonna fuck you [D] know who.
[Em] So pull off your pants and [G] get ready to dance.
I'm gonna show you how to.
Yeah [D] I'm all horned up and [C] I'm fixing to fuck a good old-fashioned fucking on you.
[G] Yeah y'all got me all horned up now I'm fixing to fuck a good old-fashioned fucking on [A] you.
[G] Yeah I'm all horned up and I'm always available to fuck a good old-fashioned [C] fucking on you.
And you, [G] and you.
[Em] Hell, bring the whole homecoming court too.
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