Whoretown Chords by Rebel Son
Tempo:
150 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
A
F
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[N] [C]
[A]
[G]
[C] Well there's a place where we all [A] go We discovered a long ago
Where boobies [F] and booze and fun can [G] all be found
[C] It's just like a land of make believe [A] What happens there it will never leave
[F] It's like a fairy tale kingdom on beach or [G] southern ground
[C]
Well there's a tale as far as the eye can [A] see
The paradise there is totally free Except your room and [F] your food and your boots
And your gas to get [G] down
[C] All you need to bring is your ting-a [A]-ling Find what you want and fuck anything
Brunette, [F] blonde, red, it's like a fine [G] vagina fairground
[C] Poor Tom
[A] There's a bikini for your weenie All you gotta do is pick [G] you out warm
[A] Or even two or three or four or more They all just [F] want someone [G] to have fun
They never argue, they don't fuss [Am] or fight And never get mad at [G] all
[A] They're always happy and they're horny They're just glad you're there [C] to help them all have a ball
They're all gorgeous and they all hate wearing [A] clothes
They all cooperate and anything goes Your [F] experience there will leave you speechless and [G]
spellbound
It's [C] like a magical place out under wildest [A] dreams
It'll feed all you've ever seen So come on and [F] take a ride on the perfect pussy [G] merry-go-round
[C] Poor Tom
[Am]
[F]
[G]
[C]
[A]
[F] [G]
[C]
[Ab]
[G] [C] Well, all good things must come to an [A] end No fear, next year we'll be back again
Goodbye, [F] lovely ladies, we'll see you when we come [G] back around
[C] So if you've never been [A] before Just pack your pecker and climb on aboard
And buddy, we'll take [F] you where all the pretty bitches pull their [G] britches on down
[C] Poor Tom
[Fm]
[C] Poor Tom
[F] Goodbye, Uncle Howard
[A]
[G]
[C] Well there's a place where we all [A] go We discovered a long ago
Where boobies [F] and booze and fun can [G] all be found
[C] It's just like a land of make believe [A] What happens there it will never leave
[F] It's like a fairy tale kingdom on beach or [G] southern ground
[C]
Well there's a tale as far as the eye can [A] see
The paradise there is totally free Except your room and [F] your food and your boots
And your gas to get [G] down
[C] All you need to bring is your ting-a [A]-ling Find what you want and fuck anything
Brunette, [F] blonde, red, it's like a fine [G] vagina fairground
[C] Poor Tom
[A] There's a bikini for your weenie All you gotta do is pick [G] you out warm
[A] Or even two or three or four or more They all just [F] want someone [G] to have fun
They never argue, they don't fuss [Am] or fight And never get mad at [G] all
[A] They're always happy and they're horny They're just glad you're there [C] to help them all have a ball
They're all gorgeous and they all hate wearing [A] clothes
They all cooperate and anything goes Your [F] experience there will leave you speechless and [G]
spellbound
It's [C] like a magical place out under wildest [A] dreams
It'll feed all you've ever seen So come on and [F] take a ride on the perfect pussy [G] merry-go-round
[C] Poor Tom
[Am]
[F]
[G]
[C]
[A]
[F] [G]
[C]
[Ab]
[G] [C] Well, all good things must come to an [A] end No fear, next year we'll be back again
Goodbye, [F] lovely ladies, we'll see you when we come [G] back around
[C] So if you've never been [A] before Just pack your pecker and climb on aboard
And buddy, we'll take [F] you where all the pretty bitches pull their [G] britches on down
[C] Poor Tom
[Fm]
[C] Poor Tom
[F] Goodbye, Uncle Howard
Key:
C
G
A
F
Am
C
G
A
[N] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] Well there's a place where we all [A] go We discovered a long ago
Where boobies [F] and booze and fun can [G] all be found
_ _ _ [C] It's just like a land of make believe [A] _ What happens there it will never leave
[F] It's like a fairy tale kingdom on beach or [G] southern ground _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well there's a tale as far as the eye can [A] see
The paradise there is totally free Except your room and [F] your food and your boots
And your gas to get [G] down
_ _ _ _ [C] All you need to bring is your ting-a [A]-ling Find what you want and fuck anything
Brunette, [F] blonde, red, it's like a fine [G] vagina _ _ fairground
_ _ _ [C] Poor Tom
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] There's a bikini for your weenie All you gotta do is pick [G] you out _ _ warm
_ _ [A] Or even two or three or four or more They all just [F] want someone _ [G] to have fun
They never argue, they don't fuss [Am] or fight And never get mad at [G] all _ _ _
[A] They're always happy and they're horny They're just glad you're there [C] to help them all have a ball _
They're all gorgeous and they all hate wearing [A] clothes
They all cooperate and anything goes Your [F] experience there will leave you speechless and [G] _
spellbound
_ _ _ It's [C] like a magical place out under wildest [A] _ dreams
It'll feed all you've ever seen So come on and [F] take a ride on the perfect pussy [G] merry-go-round _
_ _ _ [C] Poor Tom _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] Well, all good things must come to an [A] end No fear, next year we'll be back again
Goodbye, [F] lovely ladies, we'll see you when we come [G] back _ around
_ _ _ [C] So if you've never been [A] before Just pack your pecker and climb on aboard
And buddy, we'll take [F] you where all the pretty bitches pull their [G] britches on down _ _
_ [C] Poor Tom _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ Poor Tom _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ Goodbye, Uncle Howard _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] Well there's a place where we all [A] go We discovered a long ago
Where boobies [F] and booze and fun can [G] all be found
_ _ _ [C] It's just like a land of make believe [A] _ What happens there it will never leave
[F] It's like a fairy tale kingdom on beach or [G] southern ground _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well there's a tale as far as the eye can [A] see
The paradise there is totally free Except your room and [F] your food and your boots
And your gas to get [G] down
_ _ _ _ [C] All you need to bring is your ting-a [A]-ling Find what you want and fuck anything
Brunette, [F] blonde, red, it's like a fine [G] vagina _ _ fairground
_ _ _ [C] Poor Tom
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] There's a bikini for your weenie All you gotta do is pick [G] you out _ _ warm
_ _ [A] Or even two or three or four or more They all just [F] want someone _ [G] to have fun
They never argue, they don't fuss [Am] or fight And never get mad at [G] all _ _ _
[A] They're always happy and they're horny They're just glad you're there [C] to help them all have a ball _
They're all gorgeous and they all hate wearing [A] clothes
They all cooperate and anything goes Your [F] experience there will leave you speechless and [G] _
spellbound
_ _ _ It's [C] like a magical place out under wildest [A] _ dreams
It'll feed all you've ever seen So come on and [F] take a ride on the perfect pussy [G] merry-go-round _
_ _ _ [C] Poor Tom _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] Well, all good things must come to an [A] end No fear, next year we'll be back again
Goodbye, [F] lovely ladies, we'll see you when we come [G] back _ around
_ _ _ [C] So if you've never been [A] before Just pack your pecker and climb on aboard
And buddy, we'll take [F] you where all the pretty bitches pull their [G] britches on down _ _
_ [C] Poor Tom _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ Poor Tom _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ Goodbye, Uncle Howard _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _