Chords for Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton

[Am] Hey [F] Tom, it's Bob [C] from the office down the hall.
[G] _
[Am] It's good to see [F] you buddy.
[G] How've you been? _ _
[B] Things have been okay for me [Am] except that [C] I'm a zombie [D] now.
Really wish you'd [G] let us in. _
[F] I think I speak [C] for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand
[F] Why you folks [C] might hesitate [E] to submit to our [Am] demand.
[F] But here's an FYI
[Fm] You're all gonna die [C] screaming
[D] All [G] we [C] wanna do [F] is eat [G] your brains.
We're not [C] unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
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[C] [G] All we _ [F] wanna do is eat [G] your brains.
We're [A] at an [Em] impasse here, maybe [F] we should compromise. _ _
If you [C] open [Dm] up the doors
[F] [C] We'll all come [F] [G] inside and [C] eat your brains.
_ [Am] I [F] don't wanna nitpick [C] Tom, but is this really your plan?
[G] _ [Am] Spend your [F] whole life locked [G] inside a mall.
_ _ [Ab] Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of food [D] and guns.
And you'll have to [G] make the call.
_ [F] I'm not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it through [Am] enough.
[F] You never [C] had the head for all [E] that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
_ [G] _ [C] [D] All [G] we wanna do is eat your brains.
All we wanna do [F] is [G] eat your brains.
We're [A] at an impasse here, [Em] maybe we should [F] compromise.
_ If you [C] open [Dm] up the doors, [F] [C] we'll all [F] come [G] inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help you [Bb] Tom in any way [Db] I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster [Bb] Tom, well technically [Fm] I am.
I [C] guess I [G] am.
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[C] _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ [G] _ _ [F] _ Got [G] _ _
[A] _ [E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[G] _ [C] another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it [G] up.
[Am] Know we'll [F] get to common [G] ground somehow. _ _ _
[D] Meanwhile [F] I'll report back to [A] my [Am] colleagues [G] who were chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now. _
[F] I'm glad to [C] see you take [E] constructive criticism [Am] well.
[F] Thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all busy [Am] as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I bash your head [C] open.
All [G] we [C] wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes. _ _
[G] [C] All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
We're [A] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise. _
If you [C] open [Dm] up the doors, [F] [C] we'll all [Fm] come [G] inside and [C] eat your brains. _ _ _ _ _ _
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