Re: Your Brains Chords by Jonathan Coulton
Tempo:
80.2 bpm
Chords used:
F
G
C
Am
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Hey Tom, [F] it's Bob [C] from the office down the hall.
[Am] It's good to see [F] you buddy, [G] how've you been?
[B] Things have been okay for me, [Am] except that I'm [C] a zombie now.
[D] I really wish you'd [G] let us in.
[F] I think I speak [C] for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand
[F] why you folks [C] might hesitate [E] to submit to our demand.
[F] But here's an FYI, [Fm] you're all gonna die screaming
[C] [D] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
[G] We're not [C] unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna eat [F] your eyes.
[C] All we [G] [F] wanna do is eat [G] brains.
We're at [A] an impasse here, [Bm] maybe we should [F] compromise.
If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [C] eat your brains.
[Am] I [F] don't wanna nitpick [C] Tom, but is this really your plan?
[Am] Spend your [F] whole life locked [G] inside a mall?
[Abm] Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of [D] food and guns.
And you'll have to [G] make the call.
[F] I'm not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it through [Am] enough.
[F] You never [C] had the head for [E] all that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
All [D] we wanna [F] do is eat [G] brains.
We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
[C] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
We're [A] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise.
If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help you [Db] Tom in any way I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster [Bb] Tom, well [Fm] technically I am.
I [C] guess I am.
[G] I'm not a monster [F] Tom, [G]
[C] [G] [F] [Gm]
[C] [G] [F] [G]
[A] well [E] [F] technically
[G] I am.
Got [C] another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up.
[Am] I know [F] we'll get to common [G] ground somehow.
[D] Meanwhile [F] I'll report back [A] to my colleagues [G] who were chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now.
I'm
[F] glad to [C] see you take [E] constructive [Am] criticism well.
[F] And thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all [Am] busy as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I bash your [C] head open.
All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[C] We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
[G] All we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we [F] should compromise.
If you open [D] up the doors, we'll all come inside [C] and eat your brains.
[Am] It's good to see [F] you buddy, [G] how've you been?
[B] Things have been okay for me, [Am] except that I'm [C] a zombie now.
[D] I really wish you'd [G] let us in.
[F] I think I speak [C] for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand
[F] why you folks [C] might hesitate [E] to submit to our demand.
[F] But here's an FYI, [Fm] you're all gonna die screaming
[C] [D] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
[G] We're not [C] unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna eat [F] your eyes.
[C] All we [G] [F] wanna do is eat [G] brains.
We're at [A] an impasse here, [Bm] maybe we should [F] compromise.
If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [C] eat your brains.
[Am] I [F] don't wanna nitpick [C] Tom, but is this really your plan?
[Am] Spend your [F] whole life locked [G] inside a mall?
[Abm] Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of [D] food and guns.
And you'll have to [G] make the call.
[F] I'm not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it through [Am] enough.
[F] You never [C] had the head for [E] all that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
All [D] we wanna [F] do is eat [G] brains.
We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
[C] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
We're [A] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise.
If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help you [Db] Tom in any way I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster [Bb] Tom, well [Fm] technically I am.
I [C] guess I am.
[G] I'm not a monster [F] Tom, [G]
[C] [G] [F] [Gm]
[C] [G] [F] [G]
[A] well [E] [F] technically
[G] I am.
Got [C] another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up.
[Am] I know [F] we'll get to common [G] ground somehow.
[D] Meanwhile [F] I'll report back [A] to my colleagues [G] who were chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now.
I'm
[F] glad to [C] see you take [E] constructive [Am] criticism well.
[F] And thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all [Am] busy as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I bash your [C] head open.
All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[C] We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
[G] All we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we [F] should compromise.
If you open [D] up the doors, we'll all come inside [C] and eat your brains.
Key:
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Hey Tom, [F] it's Bob [C] from the office down the hall.
[Am] It's good to see [F] you buddy, [G] how've you been? _ _
[B] Things have been okay for me, [Am] except that I'm [C] a zombie now.
[D] I really wish you'd [G] let us in. _
[F] I think I speak [C] for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand
[F] why you folks [C] might hesitate [E] to submit to our demand.
[F] But here's an FYI, [Fm] you're all gonna die screaming
[C] [D] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
[G] We're not [C] unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna eat [F] your eyes. _ _
[C] All we [G] _ [F] wanna do is eat [G] brains.
We're at [A] an impasse here, [Bm] maybe we should [F] compromise. _ _
If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [C] eat your brains.
_ _ [Am] I [F] don't wanna nitpick [C] Tom, but is this really your plan?
_ [Am] Spend your [F] whole life locked [G] inside a mall?
_ _ [Abm] Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of [D] food and guns.
And you'll have to [G] make the call.
_ [F] I'm not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it through [Am] enough.
[F] You never [C] had the head for [E] all that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
All [D] we wanna [F] do is eat [G] brains.
We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
_ _ [C] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
We're [A] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise.
_ If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help you [Db] Tom in any way I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster [Bb] Tom, well [Fm] technically I am.
I [C] guess I am.
[G] I'm not a monster [F] Tom, _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[A] well [E] _ _ [F] technically _ _
[G] I am.
Got [C] another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up.
[Am] I know [F] we'll get to common [G] ground somehow. _ _
[D] Meanwhile [F] I'll report back [A] to my colleagues [G] who were chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now.
I'm _
[F] glad to [C] see you take [E] constructive [Am] criticism well.
[F] And thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all [Am] busy as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I bash your [C] head open.
All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[C] We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes. _ _
[G] All we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we [F] should compromise. _ _
If you open [D] up the doors, we'll all come inside [C] and eat your brains. _ _ _ _ _
[Am] It's good to see [F] you buddy, [G] how've you been? _ _
[B] Things have been okay for me, [Am] except that I'm [C] a zombie now.
[D] I really wish you'd [G] let us in. _
[F] I think I speak [C] for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand
[F] why you folks [C] might hesitate [E] to submit to our demand.
[F] But here's an FYI, [Fm] you're all gonna die screaming
[C] [D] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
[G] We're not [C] unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna eat [F] your eyes. _ _
[C] All we [G] _ [F] wanna do is eat [G] brains.
We're at [A] an impasse here, [Bm] maybe we should [F] compromise. _ _
If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [C] eat your brains.
_ _ [Am] I [F] don't wanna nitpick [C] Tom, but is this really your plan?
_ [Am] Spend your [F] whole life locked [G] inside a mall?
_ _ [Abm] Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of [D] food and guns.
And you'll have to [G] make the call.
_ [F] I'm not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it through [Am] enough.
[F] You never [C] had the head for [E] all that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
All [D] we wanna [F] do is eat [G] brains.
We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
_ _ [C] All we wanna [F] do is eat brains.
We're [A] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise.
_ If you open [Dm] up the doors, [F] we'll all come inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help you [Db] Tom in any way I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster [Bb] Tom, well [Fm] technically I am.
I [C] guess I am.
[G] I'm not a monster [F] Tom, _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[A] well [E] _ _ [F] technically _ _
[G] I am.
Got [C] another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up.
[Am] I know [F] we'll get to common [G] ground somehow. _ _
[D] Meanwhile [F] I'll report back [A] to my colleagues [G] who were chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now.
I'm _
[F] glad to [C] see you take [E] constructive [Am] criticism well.
[F] And thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all [Am] busy as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I bash your [C] head open.
All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[C] We're not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes. _ _
[G] All we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we [F] should compromise. _ _
If you open [D] up the doors, we'll all come inside [C] and eat your brains. _ _ _ _ _