Chords for Ray Stevens - Fat
Tempo:
96.6 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Dm
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G]
[F] [G]
[Bb] [C] My new driver's license photo makes me look [Em] like Quasimodo
[C] And all my clothes are styled [F] for me by Minnesota Fats
[Dm] The diet drink I live [Bb] on soon may take the [Dm] place of Decon
Heard it killed [G] eight million [C] laboratory rats
Every night I dream of ding-dongs that are big [Em] enough for King [C] Kong
And someday I [Gm] may just be that [F] big myself
Stepped [Dm] on the scales, put in a dime
[Bb] Card came out said, one at a time
[Dm] I tell you [G] friends, I really [C] need some help
[G] Cause I'm fat
f [F]-f-f-f-f-f [C]-feels so fat
[G] bottoms of beats
[F] get parts of [C] me that's flat
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are [C] easy, [A]
[D] why [F] do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
[C]
[G]
[C] Started workouts with Jane Fonda, when I could get [Em] in my Honda, [C] I determined I'd turn off
[F] lab to lean.
[Dm] I would hear of some new diet, [Bb] and I'd run right [Dm] out and try it.
Didn't eat a [G] thing for weeks [C] that wasn't green.
[G] [C] Every week down at the fat club, I would [Em] proudly stand up [C] and tell my weight loss, [Gm] give my [F] testimony.
Lost [Dm] 50 pounds, I was feeling great, [Bb] just had one drink to celebrate, [Dm] went right out,
[G] ate a french fried Shetland [C] pony, [G] cause I'm fat.
I [C] feel so fat.
[G] Bottoms up for feet, got the [F] only part of [C] me that's flat.
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are easy, [C] why [A]
[D] [G]
do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
[C]
[G] [C] Somebody put a bumper sticker on my car, said [G] honk if you've got [C] groceries.
I was just standing on the corner and a cop came over and asked me to break [G] it up.
Evil Knievel [C] called, wants to jump me.
Earl Scheib wouldn't paint me [F] for $89 [C].95.
[Gm] Goodyear called, [C] wants me to join the fleet, cover the next Super Bowl.
All the chairs in my house got seat belts.
[D]
[F] [G]
[Bb] [C] My new driver's license photo makes me look [Em] like Quasimodo
[C] And all my clothes are styled [F] for me by Minnesota Fats
[Dm] The diet drink I live [Bb] on soon may take the [Dm] place of Decon
Heard it killed [G] eight million [C] laboratory rats
Every night I dream of ding-dongs that are big [Em] enough for King [C] Kong
And someday I [Gm] may just be that [F] big myself
Stepped [Dm] on the scales, put in a dime
[Bb] Card came out said, one at a time
[Dm] I tell you [G] friends, I really [C] need some help
[G] Cause I'm fat
f [F]-f-f-f-f-f [C]-feels so fat
[G] bottoms of beats
[F] get parts of [C] me that's flat
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are [C] easy, [A]
[D] why [F] do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
[C]
[G]
[C] Started workouts with Jane Fonda, when I could get [Em] in my Honda, [C] I determined I'd turn off
[F] lab to lean.
[Dm] I would hear of some new diet, [Bb] and I'd run right [Dm] out and try it.
Didn't eat a [G] thing for weeks [C] that wasn't green.
[G] [C] Every week down at the fat club, I would [Em] proudly stand up [C] and tell my weight loss, [Gm] give my [F] testimony.
Lost [Dm] 50 pounds, I was feeling great, [Bb] just had one drink to celebrate, [Dm] went right out,
[G] ate a french fried Shetland [C] pony, [G] cause I'm fat.
I [C] feel so fat.
[G] Bottoms up for feet, got the [F] only part of [C] me that's flat.
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are easy, [C] why [A]
[D] [G]
do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
[C]
[G] [C] Somebody put a bumper sticker on my car, said [G] honk if you've got [C] groceries.
I was just standing on the corner and a cop came over and asked me to break [G] it up.
Evil Knievel [C] called, wants to jump me.
Earl Scheib wouldn't paint me [F] for $89 [C].95.
[Gm] Goodyear called, [C] wants me to join the fleet, cover the next Super Bowl.
All the chairs in my house got seat belts.
[D]
Key:
C
G
F
Dm
Bb
C
G
F
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[F] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ [C] My new driver's license photo makes me look [Em] like Quasimodo
[C] And all my clothes are styled [F] for me by Minnesota Fats
[Dm] The diet drink I live [Bb] on soon may take the [Dm] place of Decon
Heard it killed [G] eight million [C] laboratory rats
_ Every night I dream of ding-dongs that are big [Em] enough for King [C] Kong
And someday I [Gm] may just be that [F] big myself
Stepped [Dm] on the scales, put in a dime
[Bb] Card came out said, one at a time
[Dm] I tell you [G] friends, I really [C] need some help
_ [G] Cause I'm fat
_ f [F]-f-f-f-f-f [C]-feels so fat _ _ _
[G] bottoms of beats _ _
[F] get parts of [C] me that's flat _ _ _
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are [C] easy, _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ why [F] do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
[C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ Started workouts with Jane Fonda, when I could get [Em] in my Honda, [C] I determined I'd turn off
[F] lab to lean.
_ [Dm] I would hear of some new diet, [Bb] and I'd run right [Dm] out and try it.
Didn't eat a [G] thing for weeks [C] that wasn't green.
[G] _ [C] Every week down at the fat club, I would [Em] proudly stand up [C] and tell my weight loss, [Gm] give my [F] testimony.
Lost [Dm] 50 pounds, I was feeling great, [Bb] just had one drink to celebrate, [Dm] went right out,
[G] ate a french fried Shetland [C] pony, [G] cause I'm fat. _
I [C] feel so fat. _ _ _
[G] Bottoms up for feet, _ got the [F] only part of [C] me that's flat. _ _ _
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are easy, [C] why _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _
do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
_ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] Somebody put a bumper sticker on my car, said [G] honk if you've got [C] groceries.
_ I was just standing on the corner and a cop came over and asked me to break [G] it up. _ _
Evil Knievel [C] called, wants to jump me.
_ Earl Scheib wouldn't paint me [F] for $89 [C].95. _ _
[Gm] Goodyear called, [C] wants me to join the fleet, cover the next Super Bowl.
_ All the chairs in my house got seat belts.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ [C] My new driver's license photo makes me look [Em] like Quasimodo
[C] And all my clothes are styled [F] for me by Minnesota Fats
[Dm] The diet drink I live [Bb] on soon may take the [Dm] place of Decon
Heard it killed [G] eight million [C] laboratory rats
_ Every night I dream of ding-dongs that are big [Em] enough for King [C] Kong
And someday I [Gm] may just be that [F] big myself
Stepped [Dm] on the scales, put in a dime
[Bb] Card came out said, one at a time
[Dm] I tell you [G] friends, I really [C] need some help
_ [G] Cause I'm fat
_ f [F]-f-f-f-f-f [C]-feels so fat _ _ _
[G] bottoms of beats _ _
[F] get parts of [C] me that's flat _ _ _
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are [C] easy, _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ why [F] do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
[C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ Started workouts with Jane Fonda, when I could get [Em] in my Honda, [C] I determined I'd turn off
[F] lab to lean.
_ [Dm] I would hear of some new diet, [Bb] and I'd run right [Dm] out and try it.
Didn't eat a [G] thing for weeks [C] that wasn't green.
[G] _ [C] Every week down at the fat club, I would [Em] proudly stand up [C] and tell my weight loss, [Gm] give my [F] testimony.
Lost [Dm] 50 pounds, I was feeling great, [Bb] just had one drink to celebrate, [Dm] went right out,
[G] ate a french fried Shetland [C] pony, [G] cause I'm fat. _
I [C] feel so fat. _ _ _
[G] Bottoms up for feet, _ got the [F] only part of [C] me that's flat. _ _ _
In [F] a society [Ab] where things are easy, [C] why _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _
do I have to [C] be so [F] fast?
_ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] Somebody put a bumper sticker on my car, said [G] honk if you've got [C] groceries.
_ I was just standing on the corner and a cop came over and asked me to break [G] it up. _ _
Evil Knievel [C] called, wants to jump me.
_ Earl Scheib wouldn't paint me [F] for $89 [C].95. _ _
[Gm] Goodyear called, [C] wants me to join the fleet, cover the next Super Bowl.
_ All the chairs in my house got seat belts.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _