Chords for Plastic Jesus on the ukulele
Tempo:
86.6 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Plastic Jesus
[D] I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes
As long as I got my Plastic [D] Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Through my trials and [G] tribulations
And my travels through the [D] nations
With my [A] Plastic Jesus I'll [D] go far Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] I'm afraid he'll have to go
[G] His magnets ruin my radio
[D] And if I have [A] a wreck he'll [D] leave a scar
Riding down the thoroughfare
[G] With his nose up in the air
[D] A wreck may be ahead but he [A] don't mind
[D] Troubles coming he don't see
[G] He just keeps his eye on me
[D] And any other [A] thing that [D] lies behind
Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Though the sun shine on his back
[G] Makes him peel chip and crack
[D] A little patch [A] it keeps him up [D] to par
When I'm in a traffic [G] jam
He don't care if I say [D] damn
I can let all my [A] curses roll
[D] Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
[G] Cause he has a plastic ear
[D] The man who [A] invented plastic saved [D] me Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Once his robe was snowy white
[G] Now it isn't quite so bright
[D] Stained [A] by the smoke of my [D] cigar
If I weave around [G] at night
Can policemen think I'm [D] tight
And never find my bottle [A] though they ask
[D] Plastic Jesus shelters [G] me
Before his head comes off you [D] see
He's hollow [A] and I use him [D] for a flask
Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Ride with me and have a dram
[G] Of the blood of the lamb
[D] Plastic Jesus [A] is the holy [D] bar
[A] [D] [N]
[D] I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes
As long as I got my Plastic [D] Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Through my trials and [G] tribulations
And my travels through the [D] nations
With my [A] Plastic Jesus I'll [D] go far Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] I'm afraid he'll have to go
[G] His magnets ruin my radio
[D] And if I have [A] a wreck he'll [D] leave a scar
Riding down the thoroughfare
[G] With his nose up in the air
[D] A wreck may be ahead but he [A] don't mind
[D] Troubles coming he don't see
[G] He just keeps his eye on me
[D] And any other [A] thing that [D] lies behind
Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Though the sun shine on his back
[G] Makes him peel chip and crack
[D] A little patch [A] it keeps him up [D] to par
When I'm in a traffic [G] jam
He don't care if I say [D] damn
I can let all my [A] curses roll
[D] Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
[G] Cause he has a plastic ear
[D] The man who [A] invented plastic saved [D] me Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Once his robe was snowy white
[G] Now it isn't quite so bright
[D] Stained [A] by the smoke of my [D] cigar
If I weave around [G] at night
Can policemen think I'm [D] tight
And never find my bottle [A] though they ask
[D] Plastic Jesus shelters [G] me
Before his head comes off you [D] see
He's hollow [A] and I use him [D] for a flask
Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
[D] Ride with me and have a dram
[G] Of the blood of the lamb
[D] Plastic Jesus [A] is the holy [D] bar
[A] [D] [N]
Key:
D
A
G
D
A
G
D
A
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Plastic Jesus
[D] _ _ _ I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes
As long as I got my Plastic [D] Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ [D] Through my trials and [G] tribulations
And my travels through the [D] nations
With my [A] Plastic Jesus I'll [D] go far _ Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
_ [D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ _ _ [D] I'm afraid he'll have to go
[G] His magnets ruin my radio
[D] And if I have [A] a wreck he'll [D] leave a scar
_ _ _ Riding down the thoroughfare
[G] With his nose up in the air
[D] A wreck may be ahead but he [A] don't mind
_ _ [D] Troubles coming he don't see
[G] He just keeps his eye on me
[D] And any other [A] thing that [D] lies behind
_ Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic _ Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ _ [D] Though the sun shine on his back
[G] Makes him peel chip and crack
[D] A little patch [A] it keeps him up [D] to par
_ When I'm in a traffic [G] jam
He don't care if I say [D] damn
I can let all my [A] curses roll
_ _ [D] Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
[G] Cause he has a plastic ear
[D] The man who [A] invented plastic saved [D] me _ Plastic _ Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ [D] Once his robe was snowy white
[G] Now it isn't quite so bright
[D] Stained [A] by the smoke of my [D] cigar
If I weave around [G] at night
Can policemen think I'm [D] tight
And never find my bottle [A] though they ask
_ _ [D] Plastic Jesus shelters [G] me
Before his head comes off you [D] see
He's hollow [A] and I use him [D] for a flask
_ Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic _ Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ [D] Ride with me and have a dram
[G] Of the blood of the lamb
[D] Plastic Jesus [A] is the holy [D] bar
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
Plastic Jesus
[D] _ _ _ I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes
As long as I got my Plastic [D] Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ [D] Through my trials and [G] tribulations
And my travels through the [D] nations
With my [A] Plastic Jesus I'll [D] go far _ Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
_ [D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ _ _ [D] I'm afraid he'll have to go
[G] His magnets ruin my radio
[D] And if I have [A] a wreck he'll [D] leave a scar
_ _ _ Riding down the thoroughfare
[G] With his nose up in the air
[D] A wreck may be ahead but he [A] don't mind
_ _ [D] Troubles coming he don't see
[G] He just keeps his eye on me
[D] And any other [A] thing that [D] lies behind
_ Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic _ Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ _ [D] Though the sun shine on his back
[G] Makes him peel chip and crack
[D] A little patch [A] it keeps him up [D] to par
_ When I'm in a traffic [G] jam
He don't care if I say [D] damn
I can let all my [A] curses roll
_ _ [D] Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
[G] Cause he has a plastic ear
[D] The man who [A] invented plastic saved [D] me _ Plastic _ Jesus [G] Plastic Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ [D] Once his robe was snowy white
[G] Now it isn't quite so bright
[D] Stained [A] by the smoke of my [D] cigar
If I weave around [G] at night
Can policemen think I'm [D] tight
And never find my bottle [A] though they ask
_ _ [D] Plastic Jesus shelters [G] me
Before his head comes off you [D] see
He's hollow [A] and I use him [D] for a flask
_ Plastic Jesus [G] Plastic _ Jesus
[D] Riding on the dashboard of [A] my car
_ [D] Ride with me and have a dram
[G] Of the blood of the lamb
[D] Plastic Jesus [A] is the holy [D] bar
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _