Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga) Chords

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My mama told me when [Bbm] I was [Db] _
[Ab] hatched, act like a superstar.
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[Eb] Save your allowance, buy [Db] a bubble dress, [Ab] and someday you will go far.
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[Eb] Now on red carpets where [Db] I'm hard to miss, the press follows [Ab] everywhere I go. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll move your eye out with [Db] a dress like this.
[N] Back off and enjoy the show.
_ I'm sure [Eb] my critics will say [Bbm] it's a [Db] grotesque display.
Well they [Ab] can bite me.
Baby I [Eb] perform
this way.
I might be wearing Swiss cheese, or [Db] maybe covered with beads.
It doesn't [Ab] mean I'm
crazy.
I [Eb] perform this way.
Perform this way.
Do my little monsters pay?
[Db] Lots of girls got
me.
I perform this way.
[Ab] Baby I perform this [Eb] way.
_ Perform this way.
Oh don't worry I'm okay.
[Db] Hey I just perform this way.
[Ab] I'm not crazy.
I [Eb] perform this way.
I'll be a troll or evil [N] queen.
I'll be a human jelly bean, cause every day [Eb] is Halloween. _ _ _ _
I'm so completely [F] original.
My new [Ab] look is all the rage. _ _
[Eb] I'll wrap my small [Db] intestines around my neck and set fire to [Ab] myself
on stage. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll wear a pork u [Bbm]-cline [Db] on my head on a [Ab] WH-I-M.
Hey hey hey [Eb] hey!
And for no reason [Bbm] now
I'll sing in [Db] French.
[Ab] Excusez [Eb]-moi P-I-P-T.
[Bbm] _ I'm [Eb] a straight jacket today.
It's made of [Db] gold and
ramey.
No [Ab] not because I'm [Eb] crazy.
I perform this way.
I step right back to my feet.
Love [Db] all myself
or growl me.
I'll [Ab] bet you've never [Eb] seen a skirt stay worn this way.
Don't [Bbm] be offended when you
see my latest pop monstrosity.
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre.
I'm Frankenstein.
I'm
Avatar.
[Eb] There's nothing too embarrassing.
I'll honestly do anything but wear white after Labor
Day.
Cause baby, I perform this way.
Oh, you won't think it's cliche if [Db] I go nude today.
Don't [Ab] call the
cops now.
Baby, [Eb] I perform this way.
No reason I should regret or [Db] pay attention, I guess.
I'm [Ab] not
completely [Eb] crazy.
I perform this way, yeah.
I perform this way.
Hey!
I perform [Db] this way.
Hey!
I'm always [Ab] _ [Eb] deviating from the norm this way.
Hey!
I perform this way.
Hey!
[Db] I perform this way.
Hey!
I'm really not
insane.
I just [E] perform this way. _