Chords for NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed/New Year's Revolution - EP (Lyrics)

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[D] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Dm] _ [C] Funny how some fables [D] became historic _ [G] When the others clearly wrote them to [A] be metaphoric
[F] But people will believe [C] anything if it's written
_ [D] Especially in stone or ancient [G] scroll _ _
[C] December 25th has been [D] blacklisted Since [G] ducats found the proof Jesus [A] ever existed
[C] It was the last thing anyone [F] ever expected
_ [G] Exhibits have been X'd, no colored [C] lights, no [F] shopping sprees
No [G] more presents [C] under dead trees
St.
[A] Nick is dead, but we [F] don't grieve We [G] celebrate the last [C] Christmas Eve _
Jesuits are slowly [D] turning dianetic _ _ [G] Protestants increasingly [A] become agnostic
[F] Pentecostal churches [C] are hanging panograms [D] Priests and non-farmers asking each [G] other _
_ [C] Methodists and Baptists [D] are claiming Buddhists _ [G]
Even shell-up cults surprisingly [A] are nudists
_ [C] But mostly everyone is trying [F] to become two
[G] Because he says cats are all two
No [C] more egg hunts, [F] no Sunday mass Fridays [G] are fair, _ [C] Wednesdays don't ash
They [A] cancel Lent and [F] slow down Fast, [G] enjoy Christmas, [C] sit your last
No [F] shopping sprees, no [G] more presents [C] Under dead trees
[A] St.
Nick is dead, but we [F] don't grieve We [G] celebrate the last [C] Christmas Eve _ _
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Forget about old [G] acquaintance Instead [D] we honor flagrance, this night is [Em] so cliched
_ [C] We mix stale [G] traditions with random [D] premonitions A futile [Em] charade
[C] Forget about justice, forget [G] about wars Forget [D] about future the [Em] government ignores
Fuck your [C] resolution, fuck your [G] annual Fuck [D] your optimism, it just [Em] _ _ [C] _ sounds so [D] banal
We're gonna make [G] a New Year's revolution A [Em] New Year's revolution
_ [Am] A New Year's revolution A [D] New Year's revolution
Next [C] _ [G] year it's gonna be bad, [D] then [E] next one even [D] worse _ [C]
That's [G] not called pessimism
[D] It's [E] just the truth that hurt, [D] let's [C] all sing together [G] Songs about change, [D] songs of a people
[E] Notes in my [D] range, [C] can we motivate?
Can we [G] incite?
[D] Can we make a difference?
With lyrics oh [E] so [D] bright [C] With lyrics oh [D] so bright
[G] We're gonna make a New Year's revolution [Em] A New Year's revolution
_ [Am] A New Year's revolution A [D] New Year's revolution
We're gonna [G] make a New Year's revolution _ [Em] A New Year's revolution _
[Am] A New Year's revolution [D] A New Year's revolution
_ [G] We're gonna make a New Year's revolution [Em] A New Year's revolution
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Life [D] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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[A] _ [D#m] _ [B] _ [G#] _ [A] _ [B] _ [C#m] _ [B] _
[A] _ [Am] _ [E] _ _ [C#m] _ [B] [A] fast but I [E] don't wanna live [A] past you [F#] Cause you are [B] my only root
[C] I [A] was the [B] king of the drug [C#] booth [B] thing Then I wore [A] out the soles of my party [E] boots
[C#] So call [B] me shit face, [A] master [E] of disgrace [A] I don't care [A#] cause my outer [B] skin
[C] [A] Is thick [B] like crust [C#] and a liver [B] that's [A] rusted out Now I'm on [E] a list
_ [C#m] Everybody wants to give a shit out of me I won't give it but I'll give [G#m] ambivalence
[C#] _ I got a [B] memory box [A] cause my [E] memory blocks [A] me [A#m] From [B] remembering [C] weeks
[A] On the [Bm] blacked out [C#] nights I do [B] white out mornings [A] In the grey matter [E] damaging
[C#m] So call [B] me fat, flat, [A] [E] geriatric, punk [A] rock [A#] Give it straight [B] cause I [C] deserve
[A] A [B] furball beating [C#] from an [B] audience [E] Bleating in a maze with no concern _
Everybody [C#m] wants to give a shit out of me I won't give it but I'll give [A] irresponsiveness
[B] Everybody [C#m] _ _ wants to drag me up again I wanna go but the price keeps going [A] up
Going down is simple as a [E] tuckle Laying low but I'm keeping it [B] cynical
I'm on a wagon and it's a touch track [C] Without a key you can't shine the track
[C#m] _ _ [B] _ [A] _ [E] _
[A] _ [B] _ [C#] _ [Fm] _ [C#m] _ _ _ [B] _
[A] _ [Am] _ [E] _ [C#] Evidently no [B] one likes a quitter [A] or an old [E] boss [A] Bitterness, [A#] so I'm waiting [B] for the [C] tap
[A] On my shoulder [B] cause we're all [C#] getting older [B] Not better [A] in the last so no longer [E] with us
[C#m] So call me [B] fat, flat, [A] [E] geriatric, punk [C#m] Call me [Bm] fat, flat, [A] [E] geriatric, [A] punk
Call me [B] fat, flat, [C#] geriatric, [B] punk [A] Shit face, [B] master of [E] disgrace
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