72 Hookers Chords by Nofx

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_ [C] _ [G] _ _ They don't hate us, they [D] just hate their lives.
And [Am] desperate people _ [C] learn to despise [G] the suicidals.
Don't want a coup, [Am] they don't want a blow up, [C] they just want their _ [G] 72. _
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_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ 72 virgins [D] can never stop a war, [A] but 100,000 [C] hookers can beat them a record.
[G] Stopping hatred, _ [Dm] fighting will cease, _ [A] when everyone is getting [C] blowjobs, that's when we'll finally [G] have world peace. _
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] How many million men [D] have been killed in foreign wars?
[A] We need to reinstate the [C] drought and lift a million oars.
[G] Start with sorority, _ [Dm] then all the spring breaks.
[A] Ship the girls gone wild [C] to Afghanistan, they'll gladly [G] blow the shakes. _
[A] These holy wars aren't holy, it's [C] not the military complex.
[G] _ Terrorists are 16 [Em] year old kids, who are [C] promenging a sex.
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_ [G] Maybe, if they could see a woman's face, [Am] they might not get onto that [Cm] plane, with a bomb in their [G] suitcase. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ 72 virgins [D] can never stop a war, [A] but 100,000 hookers [C] can beat them a record.
[G] Stopping violence, [F] fighting will cease, [A] when everyone is getting [C] blowjobs, that's when we'll finally [G] have world peace.
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