My Vagina Chords by Nofx

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_ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] My vagina has two sets of lips [A] _ But I don't [D] get monthly [E] blood drips
[A] _ [F#] My vagina [E] hardly [D] even used [A] _ _ [F#] _
_ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ My [F#] [E] vagina's got loads of [D] extra skin
[A] They [F#] took my [D] Audi and made [E] it an [A] M Changing Tony [E] to _ Maria's [A] man _ _
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_ _ [E] Operation [A] successful But now I gotta [F#] pee through a miniature [Bm] hole
Gotta remember [E] to put the seat [A] down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to [B] back
Cause I don't want [E] a bladder [A] infection I _
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_ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ [F#] never thought I'd [E] miss my vast [D] _ [A] efflorence
I traded in [D] for a pair of [E] used [A] pants [F#] Now I get [E] dirty with _ [D] _ [C#] lesbians
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_ [E] Operation paid up [A] front Now I show all my [F#] friends
My new designer [Bm] cunt They [B] think I'm kinda [E] weird
But that's okay with [A] me Cause now I kicked their ass
Blame from the lady [B] D There's nothing finer [E] than having a vagina
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