Creeping Out Sara Chords by Nofx

_ [B] We played this festival last summer in Germany and it [Em] was like every single [G] band came up at some point and either introduced themselves
Or [Em] gave us phone numbers and they were like we're lesbians and they're like, oh kind of disappointing, but that's okay
We can [B] still hang out.
[A] I was backstage at a festival in Germany
_ [Bm] talking to a cute fair-skinned brunette [D] I
Asked her if she [E] wanted to have a beer and if [A] she liked our set. _ _ _
_ _ I
Noticed that her hair was longer in the back.
[Bm] I
Figured that's because she's Canadian
_ [D] _ That's why I was [E] surprised when she told me she was fully [A] lesbian _ _
That's when I realized it was Sarah _
[E] Or _ maybe it [A] was Deegan.
_ [D] _
[E] I'm pretty sure that it [B] was Sarah
_ [D]
Cuz Johnny Sampson said she was [A] a cool one. _
_ _ I
Told her I was a big fan of her band
[Bm] She asked me if I had a favorite song.
_ [D] I
Admitted that I never [E] actually heard them, but I like [A] 80 lay I
_ _ _ told her that she knows about the Junos [Bm] and how they got robbed three times in a row [D] _ and
Then I asked her if [E] she knew of anyone who was selling [A] pills or blow _
_ That's when I creeped out Sarah _
Or _ maybe I just missed her, [D] but [E] _ I asked her [B] if her sister _
[F#m] _ [D] And her head ever had a [A] threesome
_ Well, they both came down by one [D] girl
_ [E] _ For [A] G or by some
[D] _ [E] Do they think step on [B] her movie? _
_ And have they [A] ever seen [D] the movie? _
Now did you they like Jennifer [A] [D] Tilly? _
[E] _ Did they like [A] Jennifer [D] Tilly? _
[E] _ _ _ _ [D] _ says that she
_ three [F#m] for three other Shaw
_ [A] _ _ [E] Angelina _ Jolie _ in [A] a _ _ _
_ _ That was [F#m] on HBO
_ _ _ [D] Enemies walk through time
_ Me [E] didn't cry a lot
_ After that, I forgot what she said.
That's a problem [A] with I had the [D] plan _
[E] So many things I [A] don't remember _ _
[E] But I got a [B] sick feeling _ _
_ It's [F#m] not that [D] I'm a fan _
[A] Boy but I think I creeped out Sarah [D] _
[E] I was creeping [A] out on [D] Sarah. _ _
[E] _ I [A] hope it wasn't [D] vegan _ _
[A] Cuz she is a [D] poor one _
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