Chords for Nofx - linoleum
Tempo:
99.25 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
A
G#
C#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] No wonder that he's nice.
[N] Why do you keep throwing that sign at me?
Is that your gang sign?
Is that your gang dude?
You got a gang that goes like this?
Yeah, he is.
He's Mexican too.
He's getting his rag on [G] and he's getting his bang on.
Because it's on, goddammit, it's on.
These jokes up here, they're hilarious, really.
Okay, ready?
This is for all the people that wear tight jeans and big old tennis shoes.
Like all of you.
[E]
[G#] [Cm] [E]
[Am] [B]
[G] [E] I think they don't add anything [G#] to me.
Well, I'm not [C#m] crazy.
Well, [B] that's not true, I [A] got a pen.
[B] And I'm each [E] time and time and time, you pisses [G#] on my floor.
That's right, I [C#m] got a floor.
[B] So what?
[A] So what?
[B] So what?
[E] Here we go.
I keep [B] full of clean and clean when at [C#m] home.
Everything is one [A] and to me.
Both legs [E] have my legs and I'm to [G#] the floor.
[C#] My [B] clothes get worn [A] out [B] by [E] y'all.
[B]
Someone's my ass, [C#] gives me fucking [A] silver lanes.
[E] Then we on the beach [B] side, cover [Cm] the sand.
Metal meter [C#] in my [G#] hand, born to fucking [A] pull the shit.
[E] That means the screams are flying [B] under my chin.
Playing [C#] with the wrist, singing [A]
TBS.
[E] Me on the back [B] of the bus, that's me [C#] in the cell.
That's me [A] inside your head, that's [E] me inside.
[B]
That's [C#] [A]
me [E] inside your
[G#]
[E] [A]
[B] [E]
[G] Gee, thank
[N] Why do you keep throwing that sign at me?
Is that your gang sign?
Is that your gang dude?
You got a gang that goes like this?
Yeah, he is.
He's Mexican too.
He's getting his rag on [G] and he's getting his bang on.
Because it's on, goddammit, it's on.
These jokes up here, they're hilarious, really.
Okay, ready?
This is for all the people that wear tight jeans and big old tennis shoes.
Like all of you.
[E]
[G#] [Cm] [E]
[Am] [B]
[G] [E] I think they don't add anything [G#] to me.
Well, I'm not [C#m] crazy.
Well, [B] that's not true, I [A] got a pen.
[B] And I'm each [E] time and time and time, you pisses [G#] on my floor.
That's right, I [C#m] got a floor.
[B] So what?
[A] So what?
[B] So what?
[E] Here we go.
I keep [B] full of clean and clean when at [C#m] home.
Everything is one [A] and to me.
Both legs [E] have my legs and I'm to [G#] the floor.
[C#] My [B] clothes get worn [A] out [B] by [E] y'all.
[B]
Someone's my ass, [C#] gives me fucking [A] silver lanes.
[E] Then we on the beach [B] side, cover [Cm] the sand.
Metal meter [C#] in my [G#] hand, born to fucking [A] pull the shit.
[E] That means the screams are flying [B] under my chin.
Playing [C#] with the wrist, singing [A]
TBS.
[E] Me on the back [B] of the bus, that's me [C#] in the cell.
That's me [A] inside your head, that's [E] me inside.
[B]
That's [C#] [A]
me [E] inside your
[G#]
[E] [A]
[B] [E]
[G] Gee, thank
Key:
E
B
A
G#
C#
E
B
A
[G] _ No wonder that he's nice.
[N] Why do you keep throwing that sign at me?
Is that your gang sign?
Is that your gang dude?
You got a gang that goes like this?
Yeah, he is.
He's Mexican too.
He's getting his rag on [G] and he's getting his bang on. _
Because it's on, goddammit, it's on.
These jokes up here, they're hilarious, really.
Okay, ready?
_ This is for all the people that wear tight jeans and big old tennis shoes.
Like all of you. _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ [Cm] _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [E] I think they don't add anything [G#] to me.
Well, I'm not [C#m] crazy.
Well, [B] that's not true, I [A] got a pen.
[B] And I'm each [E] time and time and time, you pisses [G#] on my floor.
That's right, I [C#m] got a floor.
[B] So what?
[A] So what?
[B] So what?
[E] Here we go.
I keep [B] full of clean and clean when at [C#m] home.
Everything is one [A] and to me.
Both legs [E] have my legs and I'm to [G#] the floor.
_ _ [C#] My [B] clothes get worn [A] out [B] by [E] y'all.
_ _ _ [B] _
Someone's my ass, [C#] _ gives me fucking [A] silver lanes.
_ [E] Then we on the beach [B] side, cover [Cm] the sand.
Metal meter [C#] in my [G#] hand, born to fucking [A] pull the shit.
_ [E] That means the screams are flying [B] under my chin.
Playing [C#] with the wrist, singing [A]
TBS.
_ _ [E] Me on the back [B] of the bus, that's me [C#] in the cell.
That's me [A] inside your head, that's [E] me inside.
_ _ _ [B] _
_ That's [C#] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ me [E] inside your_
_ [G#] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ Gee, thank
[N] Why do you keep throwing that sign at me?
Is that your gang sign?
Is that your gang dude?
You got a gang that goes like this?
Yeah, he is.
He's Mexican too.
He's getting his rag on [G] and he's getting his bang on. _
Because it's on, goddammit, it's on.
These jokes up here, they're hilarious, really.
Okay, ready?
_ This is for all the people that wear tight jeans and big old tennis shoes.
Like all of you. _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ [Cm] _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [E] I think they don't add anything [G#] to me.
Well, I'm not [C#m] crazy.
Well, [B] that's not true, I [A] got a pen.
[B] And I'm each [E] time and time and time, you pisses [G#] on my floor.
That's right, I [C#m] got a floor.
[B] So what?
[A] So what?
[B] So what?
[E] Here we go.
I keep [B] full of clean and clean when at [C#m] home.
Everything is one [A] and to me.
Both legs [E] have my legs and I'm to [G#] the floor.
_ _ [C#] My [B] clothes get worn [A] out [B] by [E] y'all.
_ _ _ [B] _
Someone's my ass, [C#] _ gives me fucking [A] silver lanes.
_ [E] Then we on the beach [B] side, cover [Cm] the sand.
Metal meter [C#] in my [G#] hand, born to fucking [A] pull the shit.
_ [E] That means the screams are flying [B] under my chin.
Playing [C#] with the wrist, singing [A]
TBS.
_ _ [E] Me on the back [B] of the bus, that's me [C#] in the cell.
That's me [A] inside your head, that's [E] me inside.
_ _ _ [B] _
_ That's [C#] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ me [E] inside your_
_ [G#] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ Gee, thank