Chords for Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III

_ _ _ [D] _ _ It's called nocturnal stumble, but _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] well, it's 3 a.m. [Dm] And so I creep
[G] _ _ around a [A] room
[D] Cuz you're asleep.
I
_ want you
[Dm] to sleep real [G] tight I
Don't want [A] to turn on [D] any light.
_ I
Care about [Dm] you
About you I fret
[G] _ _ Right [A] now.
I [D] need a cigarette.
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ I
Can't sleep.
[Dm] I [G] got a smoke.
_ I
Think I left [A] some [D] in my coat
No, they're not there
But there's a chance I
_ _ left some [A] in that pocket [D] of my pants _ _ _ _ _ _
Bumped into the table just below the belt _
[G] If you were a man, baby, you know how that [D] felt _
_ _ _ [E] Oh
_ [Bm] Just one thing I [E] don't wanna do
_ _ [Bm] And that's one thing
[E] It's a wake-up you
_ My hands are shaking
[G] My brow it is down
_ [G] bump into the chair
_ knocked over the leg
bumped into the chair
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ Sure, I know [G] where some cigarettes are
_ _ _ But it's too cold outside to go to the car
[D] _ You know this habit of [Dm] mine
It's gotta [D] be fed
[G] I'm gonna get down.
I'm gonna [A] scrounge around under [D] the bed
_ Under the [Dm] bed down on the floor
[G] Up on top baby.
[A] I can hear [D] you snore _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Eureka I'm in luck
_ [G] I found some matches [Em] and a couple [D] bud
_ And just to show [Dm] I love you.
I'm not [G] gonna look for an ashtray, baby.
I'm [A] gonna use your [D] shoe
_ _ It's 3 a [Dm].m. And [G] so I creep
around the room
[A] Cuz [D] you're asleep
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _