Chords for No Cock Like Horse Cock

[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Am] My _
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[C] _ neighbors ask me [Am] why I'm limping down the way
[C] _ And who that fella [Am] was who came by yesterday [F] I quickly turn my face before I [C] start to gush
[G] Cause frankly there is nothing I can say _
[C] _ I've always had a [Am] thing for pushing the [C] extreme
And I just got a [A] thing you won't find in the magazines
[F] This molded silicone [C] has got me begging please
[G] Give me more of what I really need
Cause [F] there is no [C] cock like horse [G] cock
Send your [Am] asshole into [F] shock
You need horse [C] cock, of course [G] cock
Grab the lube and slam the day away
_ [C] My shaft is quivering [A] and my balls are turning blue
[C] As I think of drinking [Am] in a foot or [E] even to the [F] roof
My favorite stallion [C] that I keep in my top drawer
[G] Slip it in and I'll be dripping goo
As [A] I take more cock, horse cock
Shut the door and turn the lock
Is your cock a horse [G] cock?
You will never hear me say it today
Cause [F] there is no [C] cock like horse [G] cock
Rub my [Am] dick inside a [F] sock
Don't [C] stop now horse [G] cock
Stretch out my insides and make me brave
My [C] lovely horse cock, horse [G] cock
Shoo, doo, [Am] doo, doo, doo
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