Enormous Penis Chords by Da Vincis Notebook

_ _ [E] Whenever life [Ab] gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you _ behind. _
[Abm] And when you're all out of hope, down at [Dbm] the end of your rope,
and nobody's there to [B] throw you a _ [Am] line.
_ If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go,
[E] come on and take a walk in my shoes.
[Gb] Never worry about a thing, got the world on a string,
cause [B] I've got the cure for all of my blues. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I take a look at my enormous penis,
[Ab] [Dbm] and my troubles [E] start a-melting away.
_ I take a look at [Ab] my enormous [Gb] penis,
[Bb] and the happy times are coming to [B] stay.
_ I [N] gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants,
and the feeling's like a sunshiny day.
_ I take a look at my [E] enormous _ penis,
[A] and everything is [E] going my [Eb] way.
[E] _ _ _
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_ [Abm] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [E] Put your face back, put you in a _ while.
So put your face back, put it up, penis.
_ [A] Put your face back, [F] put you in a while.
Everybody!
I take a [Ebm] look at my enormous [Bb] _ penis,
and my troubles [E] start a-melting away.
I [A] take a look at [B] my enormous [Dm] _ penis,
[Bb] and the happy times are [A] coming to stay.
Yeah, I got great big mouths [C] in the place where it counts,
[E] and the feeling's like a sunshiny [B] day.
I take a look at my enormous _ penis,
[Bb] and everything [B] is going [E] my way.
My brows are [Dbm] monsters!
Everything [B] is going [E] my way.
My [B] penis is mine!
[Dbm]
Everything [Abm] is going [E] my way.
Size doesn't [Dbm] matter. _
Everything [E] is going my _ _ _ [Db] way!
_ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Yum!