Chords for New Guitar Day with my niece!

So today is new guitar day for her, _ my niece Brooke.
I've been giving her guitar lessons
and she's been using one of my guitars and I need it back.
So you're gonna get your own. _
Is that exciting for you?
[G] It's very exciting.
Okay great. _
We're going [Dbm] to Guitar Center here in
Asheville.
There's some other local shops but they don't have the biggest selection.
I went [Em] and
scoped them out.
Despite what a lot of people have said [Gb] about Guitar Center not being a cool place,
I actually really like the people at this one.
Do you have any thoughts on color, _ [G] shape,
anything like that Brooke?
Um I don't know, not like hot pink or [N] anything.
Not hot pink.
Okay,
not hot pink.
What about like the guitar you've been playing is a Fender.
Do you like that shape
or do you like the round shapes?
I like that shape.
You like the Fender shape okay.
So we may
be targeting S type body _ with a color that's not hot pink _ and we'll take it from there.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [Fm] _ [Bbm] _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [E] _ It's [Bbm] the wall of glory.
_ [E] _ _ [N] _ _
_ That one does look pretty cool. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] All right so she goes with the
[Abm] standard black.
_ Let's uh [Bb] let's grab a cable.
[Gb] _ _ There we go. _ _ _
_ _ [Gbm] _ _ _ _ [G] [Em] All right now it's time.
[Gb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
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[C] _ Oh yeah.
[Db] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ [Db] _ _ _ [Ab] _
If [Dbm] you had to [Gbm] grade this guitar on a [Em] scale of one to ten what would you say?
Eight point.
_ Eight point five.
[Eb] Okay that's a pretty solid.
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_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[B] _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ You got the feel of that one.
All [Gm] _ right [Gb] you can [Bb] unplug it.
I turned it on standby.
[A] No [D] pink no.
[Am] _ [Cm] What do you think about
that guitar huh?
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb]
Not for you.
But it has this cool [E] handle. _
You can hold it like a suitcase.
_ _ [D] Do you think Steve Vai is good at [A] guitar?
_ _ [E] _ Do you think he has no feel and all he does is play a
million notes per second?
_ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ Dude all Steve Vai does is play [N] a million notes per second.
_ He has no feel.
[Gm] _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] Seafoam green.
I always like this color.
_ [Bb] You want to try [Eb] that one?
_ _ [Bb] _ _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ebm] [Bbm] Yeah.
I like how it feels better
whenever [A] I'm strumming.
You like the [Eb] feel of the [Bb] strum? _
_ [G] _ [E] _ _ [Ab] _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [G] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Gm]
It makes it sound [Bbm] different.
[E] The pickup
[Gb] selection.
Yeah.
You like that versatility right?
[Eb] Yeah.
So why [Dbm] don't you try one of your [G] solos on
[Dbm]
this pickup?
[E] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [A] _ _ _
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[Fm] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ _
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[Dm] _ _ [C] _ [F] _ _ [C] See any dings on it anywhere?
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ No.
Seems pretty perfect right?
[Db] Yeah.
[Bm] _ _ _ I think we
might [Bb] need to get you a strap too right?
Yeah.
[Dm] How do you choose the strap now?
Do you want it to match
the guitar?
Do you want it to be completely crazy?
[Bbm] Lightning [A] bolts?
_ Jamon.
[Am] Yes.
Metal. _
Police tape.
[G] _ [B] _ _ [C] Look at all of them now.
You don't have to choose [Gm] right away.
[Am] She goes with _ the
Beatles.
_ [F] Very good taste in this young [Bb] lady.
Ladies and gentlemen the selection has been [Bbm] made.
[G] The Fender.
What is this?
A [Bb] bullet strat right?
Yeah.
[G] Or not [Bb] strat.
It's a [Gm] telecaster.
Fender
[F] Squire [C] bullet.
_ [Dm] _ [C] That is the [Gm] selection.
What were the deciding factors for you?
[B] _ _
[Bbm] _ _ [Ebm] Not hot [A] pink.
[Bbm] Not
hot pink.
We met that criteria.
And the [Gm] strings.
She likes the strings.
_ What else?
And the [Ab] shape.
Yeah.
We didn't_
we [A] strayed away from the S type right?
[N] Mission accomplished.
We have _ achieved
guitar intergalactic oneness and I'll be back when Brooklyn is shredding like a shred god that she
already is.
Show me your new guitar for your dog.
_ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ He _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ likes _ _ it.
He really likes it.
[Bm] _ [Em] Sausage. _