Chords for Negative YouTubers!

Alrighty, let's see how my new YouTube video is doing. _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
You suck at guitar.
I know because I've been playing for 53 combined years and am the top guitarist in the world? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Sure, right. _
_ Oh, he's serious?
Oh my god.
Wow, the top guitarist in the world?
This guy must really know what he's talking about.
That is a great accomplishment.
Good for him.
Wow.
_ [B] Woo! Woo! _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] You're also a worthless human being who should stop making YouTube videos.
I'm a top YouTube exec?
Who is this guy?
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ He's gonna kill me.
_ Ah, help me!
I'm gonna get killed!
Ah!
Sarcasm!
_ _ Yeah, sure.
Who is this guy?
_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] World class elite sniper?
Top ranking sniper in the world?
[E] _ _ _
He's gonna [N] kill me?
Oh my god!
_ He's a sniper! _ _ _ _ _ _
Hello?
_ _ Hello?
Hey man.
Oh, hey Stevie.
How's it going?
Good, how are you?
I'm doing pretty well.
What's wrong?
You sound like something's bothering you.
No, nothing's bothering me at all.
I'm just a little bit tired.
Except I'm gonna die! _ _ _ _
_ Someone's gonna murder me!
What?
They're gonna murder me to death!
What?
Who's gonna murder you?
His name is_
His name's Explosive Destroyer.
He's in the YouTube comments.
You can even tell by his name that he's a badass!
Oh!
Oh yeah, I heard of that guy.
He's like the best guitarist in the world.
And he's a YouTube exec.
And he's a sniper!
So I'm dead!
Well, you know, now that I think about it, how do you know he's not lying?
Why would someone lie over the internet?
_ Good point.
And not only is he a sniper, he's the top ranking sniper in the world!
What?
And he works for a top secret organization.
I'm screwed.
No way.
I gotta close my curtains.
He's a sniper!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Calm down, man.
_ _ Because, as my luck would have it, he's also a world class elite tracker with the
world's top tracking organizations.
I'm screwed! _
_ Calm down, calm down.
Maybe he just wants to be your friend.
Okay, now he's saying I have a very punchable face.
_ Punchable face?
But you wear glasses.
Right?
Though he's probably right.
He seems to know a lot about everything.
Plus, I can tell by his YouTube picture, he's a really good looking guy in real life. _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh, no. _
_ Bob!
I need more cookie! _ _
Mom!
I'm coming!
_ Here you go, sweetheart.
Some more cookies for you.
Oh. _ _ _
Cookies.
I just love ya.
Cookies.
_ All right, mommy let you go.
Love you.
Bye now.
Cookies.
_ _ Oh, I'm so hungry. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I'm so scared of this guy.
Only a real badass, only a really dangerous person would say these things on YouTube. _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
He's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ going to punch me in the face so hard my head's going to fall off.
Come on.
Well, he can.
If you look at his picture, he's freaking jacked.
And he's a weightlifting champion.
He can bench press almost a thousand pounds.
And he trained Bruce Lee.
Great!
This is the worst day of my life!
You know, I had a very similar experience one time.
I had this hater on YouTube and all of a sudden he shows up on my front doorstep and he wants to fight me.
_ And one thing led to another and it was really bloody.
It was really messy.
And thank God I had all of these zombie go boom weapons just laying around because I was able to call myself the victor at the end of that day.
Even though I lose a finger in the process.
Oh, so that's why you can only count to nine.
I'm dead.
I don't think I've ever seen such a dangerous, intimidating person in my life. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Wow, does this guy have life by the horns?
_ Hi, I'm Stevie T.
And what can we all learn from this video?
Don't listen to the bullies.
Don't listen to the haters on the internet.
Because usually they're not who you think they are.
And they're certainly not who they say they are.
Because remember, everyone's tough behind a computer screen.
So do not let the haters get you down.
Stick to your guns.
And the haters can suck one!
Well, that'll about do it for today's little video.
I'll see you next time on the interwebs.
Bye! _
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