Chords for Why Being In A Band SUCKS!

Today's episode is brought to you by _ [D#m] DistroKid. _
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What is going on my Portuguese friends? _ _
_ _ What time zone are you in? _
Cause in our time zone, 5 o'clock was an hour ago.
Every minute you spend is a minute that [G#] could have been spent- _ _
_ Who is that?
I brought my girlfriend. _
I don't know how many times I have to tell you,
band practice equals no outsiders!
_ This isn't a show, [G#m] keep your social- SHUT UP!
[N] _ _ _ _ Alright guys, let's get to practicing, we don't have a whole lot of time- _ _
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AHH!
_ _ We're having a meeting! _
_ _ _ Off the phones! _
Oh, I almost forgot!
Guess who has tickets for our next show to sell?
Hey that's awesome!
Is it a paying gig dude?
What?
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_ _ [N] _ They're nice enough to let us play in their club,
of course we're not being paid!
Well, I just thought maybe cause we're bringing people to their club
and entertaining their customers.
And we're the ones who have to go through the trouble of band practicing
and selling the tickets and promoting
and loading and unloading our gear,
so I thought we could get something.
I gotta tell you man, that's probably the smartest thing I've ever heard you say. _
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What's wrong with him?
Uh, he's actually high right now, so- Guys!
_ _ How many times do I gotta tell you, just because we're in a band
doesn't mean we have to do drugs and drink.
Yeah, I totally agree. _ _ _ _
_ You guys, I made a new band logo.
Check it!
_ Actually, I gotta tell you man,
that's probably the worst logo I've ever seen in my life.
Dude, come on, it's a sick logo.
Yeah, well you're the bassist, so no one really cares.
I actually kinda like it dude.
Yeah, I actually kinda like it too.
Right?
Right?
You're outvoted, 3-1.
This is our new band logo.
Suck it!
Well congratulations guys,
our first official band logo is a hairy anus. _ _ _
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_ _ [D] All _ [F#] _ _ _
[E] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [F#] _ [E] the words are trying to leave from [C] me,
and I [B] will [E] think no more.
_ _ [C] _ _ [F#] _ [Em] Can the [A] words go _ _ _ _ back [C] home?
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_ [F] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [C] _
_ _ Suck!
_ [Bm] _ _ _
_ We suck! _ _ _
And you _ didn't learn the song.
I just didn't have enough time to learn it.
You had two weeks to do it.
Wait, wait, you're the vocalist, you don't know what it's like.
It's the White Stripes.
Even the White Stripes can play it.
That's why we're here, so we can learn these songs.
Wrong, wrong answer.
You learned the song before band practice.
So then when you get to band practice, we can play it together.
Just cause you're the singer, you think you can just boss us all around.
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I feel like you guys are very _ dysfunctional. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Hey guys, I think we're ready for the studio. _ _ _
Well there you have it guys.
Sure, being in a band can suck sometimes,
but at the end of the day it's about coming together for the sake of the music.
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Bye [A] bye. _