Chords for Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo Lyrics

[C] _ [Bb] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ We've all [Em] heard of Rudolph [Dm] and his shiny [C]
nose
[F] And we [Em] all know [Dm] Frosty who's made out [C] of snow
[G]
But all of those stories [Ab] seem kind of gay
[Am] Cause we all [D] know who [G] brightens up our holiday _ _
[F] Mr.
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ [F] Hankey, [Em] the Christmas [G] Pooh
Small and [C] brown, he comes [Am] from you
[G] Sit on the [Gb] toilet, here he comes
Squeeze and tween [G] your festive buns
[Dm] A present [Em] from down below
[Dm] Spreading joy [Am] with a howdy ho
He's [B] seen the [Am] love inside of you
Cause [G] he's a piece [C] of poo
[Ab] Sometimes he's [Gm] nutty, sometimes [C] he's [Fm] corny
He can be [Bb] brown or [Eb] greenish brown
[Ab] But [Gbm] if you eat [Gm] fiber on [C] Christmas [D] Eve
He [G] might come to your [C] town
[F] Mr.
[Em] Hankey, the [A] Christmas [D] Pooh
[G] He loves [Am] me, I love [Dm] you
[G] Therefore vicariously [Am] he loves [D] you
I can [G] eat the [C] _
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [B] man, I can see [C] his head
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I'm [Ab] Mr.
[Gm] Hankey, the Christmas [Ab] Pooh
[Fm] Season's [Eb] greetings to all of [Fm] you
[Bb] Next thing [Eb] sometimes I'd [Cm] quite _ [Bb] _
[Eb] _ [Ab] _ _ [Gm] like to [Fm] play
Stick me in your [Eb] mouth and try to [Bb] say
Howdy [Eb] ho ho yum yum [F] yum
[Bb] Christmas [Eb] time has come
[Abm] Sometimes he's [Bbm] runny, sometimes he's [Abm] firm
Sometimes he's [Gb] _
[B] hard, sometimes [Gb] he [Bbm] hangs
Off the [Eb] end of your [Ab] ass and won't fall in the toilet
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he won't drop off until you shake your ass around
Until you get to dropping the toilet and finally it does
[F] _ Mr.
[Em] Hankey, the [A] Christmas [Dm] Pooh
When [G] Christmas [C] leaves, he [Am] must leave [Dm] too
[G] Brush him down, [C] but he's [Am] never _ gone
His smell and [Dm] his spirit [G] linger [C] [Ab] gone
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