Chords for MORON BROTHERS - If my nose was running money honey but its not

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Let her go, son, anytime you want [Cm] to.
One they wrote for Mike Snyder. _ _
[B] Love song we wrote, [C] it's gonna throw you in a hormonal frenzy right here.
And [F#m] make you wanna buy a CD.
Here we go.
You [C] say that I don't love you.
_ [A] _ _ Say [F] my love's [C] untrue. _ _ _
If I were a rich man,
_ [A] I'd burn my love [G] for you.
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I'd buy for you a diamond ring,
_ [F] a new fur _ [C] coat or two.
[Am] _ _ _ [G] _
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If my love's running money, [G] honey, I'd blow it all [C] on you. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
If my love's running money, [D]
I'd blow it all [C] on you.
Buy you a big old [D] Cadillac and a Peavey [G] Cruder, too.
_ _ I'd pay for you a mansion,
[F] if _ _ [C] _ _ my love's running money, [G] but honey, it's [C] not.
_ _ [F] It's the bugger of a problem [D] that I've got.
That's entertainment, folks.
Wish my [N] love was running money, but it's not. _
_ _ I'd buy you [D#] a [F] Cadillac and a new [C] Mercedes, too.
If my love's running [G] money, honey, I'd blow it all [C] on you.
Just think, we're coming back. _ _
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_ _ _ Money, we eat out all the time.
_ Fancy a stressed-out, rancid [Bm] town where we'd [G] go to dine. _ _
_ [C] We could blow my nose, pay the check [F] right before [C] we'd leave.
We could give the waitress a red-backed tip, what I'd wiped on my sleeve.
_ _ [F] It's the bugger of a problem that I've got.
[C] _ _ Wish my love was [C#] running [A] money, but it ain't.
Everybody sing.
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes, too.
If my love's running money, honey, I'd blow it all [C] on you.
_ _ If my love's running money, honey, [G] I'd blow it [A] all on you.
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