Chords for "Lardo Got Run-over by a Reindeer" - The Moron brothers

Lord, I got run over by a reindeer _ _
Walking home from [Eb] Burley's Christmas Eve
_ Dean says there's no [Bb] such thing as Santa _
[C] But as for me and Burley, we believe
_ _ He'd been drinking too [F] much alcohol _
_ And we begged him not [Bb] to go _
_ He forgot his [Eb] medication _
[F] As he staggered out the [Bb] door and hid his nose _ _
When we found him Christmas [F] morning _ _
At the scene [Bb] of the attack _ _
He had hoof [Eb] prints in his forehead
[F] And incriminating claw [Bb] marks in his back
Oh no, Lord, I got run over by a reindeer _ _
Walking home from Burley's [Eb] Christmas Eve _
Dean says there's no [Bb] such thing as Santa
_ [F] But as for me and Burley, [Bb] we believe
[Ab] _ _ [Bb]
Now we're all [F] so proud of Burley _ _
He's been taking this [Bb] so well _
Seeing it [Eb] there, watching he howl
[F] Eating deer and playing guitar by himself
_ _ _ [Gm]
It's not Christmas [Dm] without Lardo
All [F] _ _
the families came [Bb] out now _
And we just can't help [Eb] but wonder
Should [F] we open up his gift store
Send [Bb] him back, send [Eb] him back
[Bb] Lord, I got run over by a reindeer _ _
Walking home from Burley's [Eb] Christmas Eve _ _
Dean says there's no [Bb] such thing as Santa
_ [F] But as for me and Burley, [Bb] we believe _ _ _ _
Now the squirrels [F] on the table _ _
And the titers [Bb] that we dig _ _ _
And the blue and [Eb] silver candles
_ [F] That would just have matched the hair in [Bb] Lardo's beard
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