Chords for Moe Bandy & Joe Stampley - Where's The Dress
Tempo:
96.1 bpm
Chords used:
B
F
C
F#
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
It was a man dressed like a woman and he had a [F#] boy's name.
[B] Well I heard it on the radio [E] while I was in [B] the tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this [F#] thing they call the culture [F#] club?
[B] Well it's some old boy from England, [E] Mo, and he's making [B] a million bucks.
Yo, we'll never make a million driving these [F#] old trucks.
[B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us [F#] out of debt.
[E] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might [E] close the bars down [B] and cause a [E] few arrests.
If it makes [B] some money, [F#] tell me where's the dress?
[Gm]
[G] Well [C] I'll hire me a nurse to coat my [F] purse and I'll keep it [C] full of beer.
Yeah, and I'll have a girl drive my truck and one to [G] tease [Bm] my hair.
[G] [C] We can still [F] go fishing [C] and wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to show time, we'll be country [G] queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
If it makes some money, tell me [G] where's the dress?
[F] Where's the dress?
Now Moe, let's get on down to the store and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons.
[F] Where's the dress?
You know, I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy up in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a push off to cut the hair off my legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy, Moe, boy, Joe, in the grand old opera house.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you, Joe, in one of them cross your heart for zero.
[F] Where's the dress?
I'll tell you what, Moe.
[N]
[F#] [B]
Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
It was a man dressed like a woman and he had a [F#] boy's name.
[B] Well I heard it on the radio [E] while I was in [B] the tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this [F#] thing they call the culture [F#] club?
[B] Well it's some old boy from England, [E] Mo, and he's making [B] a million bucks.
Yo, we'll never make a million driving these [F#] old trucks.
[B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us [F#] out of debt.
[E] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might [E] close the bars down [B] and cause a [E] few arrests.
If it makes [B] some money, [F#] tell me where's the dress?
[Gm]
[G] Well [C] I'll hire me a nurse to coat my [F] purse and I'll keep it [C] full of beer.
Yeah, and I'll have a girl drive my truck and one to [G] tease [Bm] my hair.
[G] [C] We can still [F] go fishing [C] and wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to show time, we'll be country [G] queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
If it makes some money, tell me [G] where's the dress?
[F] Where's the dress?
Now Moe, let's get on down to the store and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons.
[F] Where's the dress?
You know, I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy up in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a push off to cut the hair off my legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy, Moe, boy, Joe, in the grand old opera house.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you, Joe, in one of them cross your heart for zero.
[F] Where's the dress?
I'll tell you what, Moe.
[N]
Key:
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[F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
It was a man dressed like a woman and he had a [F#] boy's name. _ _ _
[B] Well I heard it on the radio [E] while I was in [B] the tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this [F#] thing they call the culture [F#] club?
_ [B] Well it's some old boy from England, [E] Mo, and he's making [B] a million bucks.
Yo, we'll never make a million driving these [F#] old trucks.
_ _ [B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us [F#] out of debt.
_ [E] Where's the dress? _
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress? _
We'll be money making fools.
We might [E] close the bars down [B] and cause a [E] few arrests.
If it makes [B] some money, [F#] tell me where's the dress?
_ _ [Gm] _
[G] _ Well [C] I'll hire me a nurse to coat my [F] purse and I'll keep it [C] full of beer.
Yeah, and I'll have a girl drive my truck and one to [G] tease [Bm] my hair.
[G] _ [C] We can still [F] go fishing [C] and wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to show time, we'll be country [G] _ queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
_ _ Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
_ We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
If it makes some money, tell me [G] where's the dress? _
[F] Where's the dress?
Now Moe, let's get on down to the store and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons.
[F] Where's the dress?
You know, I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy up in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a push off to cut the hair off my legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy, Moe, boy, Joe, in the grand old opera house.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you, Joe, in one of them cross your heart for zero.
[F] Where's the dress?
I'll tell you what, Moe. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
It was a man dressed like a woman and he had a [F#] boy's name. _ _ _
[B] Well I heard it on the radio [E] while I was in [B] the tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this [F#] thing they call the culture [F#] club?
_ [B] Well it's some old boy from England, [E] Mo, and he's making [B] a million bucks.
Yo, we'll never make a million driving these [F#] old trucks.
_ _ [B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us [F#] out of debt.
_ [E] Where's the dress? _
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress? _
We'll be money making fools.
We might [E] close the bars down [B] and cause a [E] few arrests.
If it makes [B] some money, [F#] tell me where's the dress?
_ _ [Gm] _
[G] _ Well [C] I'll hire me a nurse to coat my [F] purse and I'll keep it [C] full of beer.
Yeah, and I'll have a girl drive my truck and one to [G] tease [Bm] my hair.
[G] _ [C] We can still [F] go fishing [C] and wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to show time, we'll be country [G] _ queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
_ _ Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
_ We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
If it makes some money, tell me [G] where's the dress? _
[F] Where's the dress?
Now Moe, let's get on down to the store and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons.
[F] Where's the dress?
You know, I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy up in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a push off to cut the hair off my legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy, Moe, boy, Joe, in the grand old opera house.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you, Joe, in one of them cross your heart for zero.
[F] Where's the dress?
I'll tell you what, Moe. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _