Chords for Moe And Joe Where's The Dress 1984
Tempo:
96.3 bpm
Chords used:
B
F
C
E
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B]
[F#] [B]
Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
[F#] It was a man dressed [B] like a woman and he had a boy's [F#] name.
[B] Well I heard it on the radio, [E] while I was in the [B] tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this thing [F#] they call the Culture Club?
[E]
[B] Well it's some old boy from England, Mo, [E] and he's making a [B] million bucks.
Yeah, we'll never make a million driving these old [F#]
trucks.
[B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us out [F#] of debt.
[E] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [E] the bars down [B] and cause a few [E] arrests.
But if they make [B] some money, [F#] sell me a weird dress.
[G]
[F] [C] Hire me a nurse to tote my [F] purse and I'll keep it full of beer.
Yeah, [C] and I'll have a girl to drive my truck and one to [G] tease [D] my hair.
[C] We can still [F] go fishing, [C] wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to showtime, we'll be country [D] queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
But if they make some money, tell me where's [G] the dress?
[F] Where's the dress?
Moe, now we gotta go to K-Mart right now and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons?
You know, [F] I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy over in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a bush hog to cut the hair off our legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy Moe, boy Joe, on the grand old opera.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you Joe in one of them cross your heart for Zares.
[F] [N]
[F#] [B]
Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
[F#] It was a man dressed [B] like a woman and he had a boy's [F#] name.
[B] Well I heard it on the radio, [E] while I was in the [B] tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this thing [F#] they call the Culture Club?
[E]
[B] Well it's some old boy from England, Mo, [E] and he's making a [B] million bucks.
Yeah, we'll never make a million driving these old [F#]
trucks.
[B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us out [F#] of debt.
[E] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [E] the bars down [B] and cause a few [E] arrests.
But if they make [B] some money, [F#] sell me a weird dress.
[G]
[F] [C] Hire me a nurse to tote my [F] purse and I'll keep it full of beer.
Yeah, [C] and I'll have a girl to drive my truck and one to [G] tease [D] my hair.
[C] We can still [F] go fishing, [C] wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to showtime, we'll be country [D] queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
But if they make some money, tell me where's [G] the dress?
[F] Where's the dress?
Moe, now we gotta go to K-Mart right now and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons?
You know, [F] I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy over in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a bush hog to cut the hair off our legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy Moe, boy Joe, on the grand old opera.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you Joe in one of them cross your heart for Zares.
[F] [N]
Key:
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F
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C
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
[F#] It was a man dressed [B] like a woman and he had a boy's [F#] name.
_ _ [B] Well I heard it on the radio, [E] while I was in the [B] tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this thing [F#] they call the Culture Club?
[E] _
[B] Well it's some old boy from England, Mo, [E] and he's making a [B] million bucks.
Yeah, we'll never make a million driving these old [F#]
trucks.
_ [B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us out [F#] of debt.
_ [E] Where's the dress? _ _
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [E] the bars down [B] and cause a few [E] arrests.
But if they make [B] some money, [F#] sell me a weird dress.
_ _ [G] _
_ [F] _ [C] _ Hire me a nurse to tote my [F] purse and I'll keep it full of beer.
Yeah, [C] and I'll have a girl to drive my truck and one to [G] tease [D] my hair.
_ [C] We can still [F] go fishing, [C] wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to showtime, we'll be country _ [D] queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
_ _ Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
_ We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
But if they make some money, tell me where's [G] the dress? _ _
[F] Where's the dress?
Moe, now we gotta go to K-Mart right now and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons?
You know, [F] I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy over in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a bush hog to cut the hair off our legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy Moe, boy Joe, on the grand old opera.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you Joe in one of them cross your heart for Zares.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh, I saw it on the TV and I thought it was a shame.
[F#] It was a man dressed [B] like a woman and he had a boy's [F#] name.
_ _ [B] Well I heard it on the radio, [E] while I was in the [B] tub.
Now Joe, what in the world is this thing [F#] they call the Culture Club?
[E] _
[B] Well it's some old boy from England, Mo, [E] and he's making a [B] million bucks.
Yeah, we'll never make a million driving these old [F#]
trucks.
_ [B] Too many [E] nights of drinking, [B]
losing [E] football bets.
Lately we do anything to get us out [F#] of debt.
_ [E] Where's the dress? _ _
Give me them high heel shoes.
[B] Where's the dress?
We'll be money making fools.
We might close [E] the bars down [B] and cause a few [E] arrests.
But if they make [B] some money, [F#] sell me a weird dress.
_ _ [G] _
_ [F] _ [C] _ Hire me a nurse to tote my [F] purse and I'll keep it full of beer.
Yeah, [C] and I'll have a girl to drive my truck and one to [G] tease [D] my hair.
_ [C] We can still [F] go fishing, [C] wear our old [F] blue jeans.
When it comes to showtime, we'll be country _ [D] queens.
[F] Where's the dress?
_ _ Give me them high heel shoes.
[C] Where's the dress?
_ We'll be money making fools.
We might close [F] the bars down [C] and cause a few [F] arrests.
But if they make some money, tell me where's [G] the dress? _ _
[F] Where's the dress?
Moe, now we gotta go to K-Mart right now and get some lipstick and some rouge.
[C] Where's the dress?
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up front and get some of them ostrich balloons?
You know, [F] I was wondering if they made a pink pump in a size 12, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
You don't think that old boy over in England shaved his legs, do you Joe?
[F] Where's the dress?
Well I don't know, Moe, but it'd take a bush hog to cut the hair off our legs.
[C] Where's the dress?
Boy, I'm sitting here, boy Moe, boy Joe, on the grand old opera.
[F] Where's the dress?
I don't think old Roy would like that at all.
No, no way, Moe.
[C] Where's the dress?
I can't wait to see you Joe in one of them cross your heart for Zares.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _