Chords for Moe Bandy & Joe Stampley / Tell Ol' I Ain't Here (He Better Get On Home)

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_ Well, I was playing the pinball, praying for a ten ball, a-cussing that [F] old machine, [G] with
a couple of girls a-hanging [C] on my back.
_ [G] [C] Then the phone started ringing and Mo started [F] screaming, Hey Joe, it's your old lady and she's mad.
[G] She let her finger do the walking, till she found out [C] where you're at.
And she said, Tell old I ain't here, you better [F] get on home, _ [G] or else he's gonna find
me and the [C] baby gone.
[G] _ [C] If I had to come down after [F] him, he's gonna wish he'd have come to the phone.
[G] So tell old I ain't here, you better [C] get on home.
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_ [C#] Well, the good Lord knows I love her, but she don't [F#] understand, [G#] just how much I love
this old honky-tonk [C#] atmosphere.
[G#] _ [C#] But when the telephone starts to [F#] ringin', it scares the hell right out of her man.
[G#] And I holler out loud, If that's for me, Mo, tell her [C#] I ain't here.
But she said, Tell old I ain't here, you better [F#] get on home, _ [G#] or else he's gonna find me and
the [C#] baby gone.
[G#] _ [C#] If I had to come down after him, [F#] he's gonna wish he'd have come to the phone.
[G#] So tell old I ain't here, you better get [C#] on home. _
_ [G#] So tell old I ain't here, you better get [C#] on home. _
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