Chords for David Frizzell-Gonna Hire A Wino

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Ladies and gentlemen, a one-of-a-kind song and a one-of-a-kind singer, David Frizzell.
Oh yeah.
[C]
I came crawling home last night, [F] I met a nice four.
[C] Finally made it to the thing, [F] when she opened up [C] the door.
And she [F] said, we're not [G] gonna do this [C] anymore.
She said, [Am] I'm [C] gonna hire a woman to decorate our home.
So you feel more ladies here, [F] and you [C] won't need to roam.
[Am] Take out [C] the dining room table, [F] put a bar along that wall.
And a neon [C] sign will point the way [G] to our back room down [C] the hall.
And she said, bring those Friday paychecks, [F] and I'll cash them all right here.
And I'll keep on [C] time for all your friends, the favorite [G] kind of beer.
[C] And for you, I'll always keep in stock [F] those soft aluminum cans.
So when you're feeling [C]
macho, you [G] can brush up [C] like a man.
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet, we'll [F] put salt on the stone floor.
We'll serve up all the eggs and [C] pretzels, and I won't cook no [G] more.
[C] There'll be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar.
And a payphone [C] in the hallway [G] when your friends can't [C] find their car.
She [D] said, I'm gonna hire a wino [G] to decorate our home.
So you feel more [D] ladies here, and you won't need to roam.
Take out the dining room table, put [G] a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign [D] will point the way to our [A] back room down the [D] hall.
She said, you'll get friendly service and [G] private atmosphere.
I'll slip on a softy [D]-soxy, and I'll cut it clear down [A] the dare.
[D] And you can slap my bottom [G] every time you tell a joke.
Just as long as you [D] keep a tip in, or we'll [A] all have a laugh until [D] you grow.
She said, instead of a family quad, [G] we'll have a
Bear said, [D] it's closing time, you won't have far to [A] crawl.
And then [D] when you run out of money, [G] hey, you'll have me to thank.
You can sleep it up [D] next morning while [A] I'm putting it in the [D] bag.
She [E] said, I'm gonna hire a wino [A] to decorate our home.
So you feel [E] more ladies here, and you won't need to roam.
And then when you and your friends get off from work [A] and you have a thirst.
Well, there won't be [E] any reason why [B] you can't stop [E] off here first.
She said, [F#] I'm gonna hire [B] a wino to decorate our home.
So you feel [F#] more ladies here, and you won't [C#] need to roam.
[F#] Take out the dining room table, [B] put a bar along that wall.
And in the arms [F#] of a boy, we'll wait [C#] till our back broom down [F#] the hall.
[C#] [F#] [N]
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_ Ladies and gentlemen, a one-of-a-kind song and a one-of-a-kind singer, David Frizzell.
Oh yeah. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
I came crawling home last night, _ [F] I met a nice four.
[C] _ Finally made it to the thing, [F] when she opened up [C] the door.
And she [F] said, we're not [G] gonna do this [C] anymore.
She said, [Am] I'm [C] gonna hire a woman to decorate our home.
So you feel more ladies here, [F] and you [C] won't need to roam.
[Am] Take out [C] the dining room table, [F] put a bar along that wall.
And a neon [C] sign will point the way [G] to our back room down [C] the hall.
_ And she said, bring those Friday paychecks, [F] and I'll cash them all right here.
And I'll keep on [C] time for all your friends, the favorite [G] kind of beer.
[C] And for you, I'll always keep in stock [F] those soft aluminum cans.
So when you're feeling [C]
macho, you [G] can brush up [C] like a man.
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet, we'll [F] put salt on the stone floor.
We'll serve up all the eggs and [C] pretzels, and I won't cook no [G] more.
[C] There'll be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar.
And a payphone [C] in the hallway [G] when your friends can't [C] find their car.
She [D] said, I'm gonna hire a wino [G] to decorate our home.
So you feel more [D] ladies here, and you won't need to roam.
Take out the dining room table, put [G] a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign [D] will point the way to our [A] back room down the [D] hall.
_ She said, you'll get friendly service and [G] private atmosphere.
_ I'll slip on a softy [D]-soxy, and I'll cut it clear down [A] the dare.
[D] And you can slap my bottom [G] every time you tell a joke.
Just as long as you [D] keep a tip in, or we'll [A] all have a laugh until [D] you grow.
She said, instead of a family quad, [G] we'll have a_
_ _ Bear said, [D] it's closing time, you won't have far to [A] crawl.
And then [D] when you run out of money, [G] hey, you'll have me to thank.
You can sleep it up [D] next morning while [A] I'm putting it in the [D] bag.
She [E] said, I'm gonna hire a wino [A] to decorate our home.
So you feel [E] more ladies here, and you won't need to roam.
And then when you and your friends get off from work [A] and you have a thirst.
Well, there won't be [E] any reason why [B] you can't stop [E] off here first.
She said, [F#] I'm gonna hire _ [B] a wino to decorate our home.
So you feel [F#] more ladies here, and you won't [C#] need to roam.
[F#] Take out the dining room table, [B] put a bar along that wall.
And in the arms [F#] of a boy, we'll wait [C#] till our back broom down [F#] the hall.
[C#] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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