Chords for Mighty Dougla - Lazy Man

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Well, a challenge in anybody who think they [D] more lazy than [C] me.
[D] Open competition to prove I'm the [G] world's most laziest man.
You could come from Germany, you could come from [C] France.
If you think you [G] more lazy than [E] me, [D] you could take a chance.
But, [G] I'm lazy to wine or dine, I'm lazy [D] to speak my mind.
[C] [D] Sun shining as hot as fire, I'm lazy [G] to host fire.
A hungry look I want to dare, I'm lazy [C] to bite my bread.
I'm drowsy [Cm] and I'm sleepy [G] like an old ram.
See, [D] but I'm lazy to go [G] to sleep.
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_ [D] [G] Since I was small it is the same thing.
Me old grandmother [D] complaining, _ [Am] how [D] I was so lazy.
She couldn't make no [G] hand of me.
If she beat me to make me work, she only [C] making joke.
She could beat me [G] till she beat [E] up all me clothes.
I'm too [G] lazy to raise from blue.
[G] Now, I'm lazy to brush my teeth, I'm [D] lazy to wash my [Am] feet.
Skin [D] dirty look I want to bear, I'm [G] lazy to make the grave.
Some people might think I'm smelling.
I [C] know what you think, but [Cm] you should [G] realize
that a fella like me too lazy [D] to [G] even smell sane.
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[G] _ Well, my school days was real laughter with me and [Bb] my school [D] teachers.
[Am] Through my lazy [D] brain, I drive about twelve teachers [G] insane.
_ Anytime I'm in their class, drive them clean out [C] of mind.
So rather than [Am] having [G] to deal with [Am] me, [D] they [G] rather resign.
[D] Yes, [G] I'm lazy to reach in time.
I'm [D] lazy to stand in [Am] line.
[D] Any single dictation, [G] I'm lazy to understand.
Anytime it's geography, spelling [C] or geometry.
She could [Cm] lay down, she could [G] fall, she could sneeze, she could roll.
She not talking to me at all.
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[G] _ As a man, me mother advised me, it is time that [D] I should marry.
[Am] But [D] her soul is easy, it's me brother John get [G] a girl for me.
When the day of the wedding came, me [C] family shame.
To go to the [G] church I was [Abm] lazy, [Am] they bring the [Bm] person [G] quite home by me.
Now, I'm lazy to look for home with me [D] wife, I'm lazy to make a [C] joke.
But the [D] woman so love me, she decide [G] she would maintain me.
One day she said to me, stop home and [C] be lazy.
Well, like she [Cm] blind, she can't see [G] or she too dumb to agree,
[A] I too [D] lazy to be [G] lazy.
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