Chords for Michael Hurley - Uncle Bob's Corner

_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ [A]
I [E] _ [A] _ [F#m] _ [A] _ ain't gonna [D#m] die, [F#m] no, [Bm] I [A] won't have no [Bm] tombstone,
[E] If whiskey [A] and women would [F#m] leave [E] me [D] alone.
_ [A]
[E] Oh no, [D] uh-huh, _ [F#] _ _ [E] _
[C#m] _ [A] _ _ [A] _ [E] _ [A] _ [D] _ [A]
what you say today [D#m] [F#m] don't [A] mean a thing to me.
[E] When I go [A] sailing out on the deep [E] blue [D] sea.
_ [A] [E] Oh no, [D] uh-huh, _ [F#] _
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ [A] _
[D] _ [A] when that rolling [D#m] moon throws [F#m] [A] crystal beams of yore,
[E] I know [A] Uncle Bob, he's drinking off [E] the floor.
[D] _ _ [A] [E] Oh no, [D] uh-huh, _ [F#] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [A] _
[E] _ [A] _ [D] _ [A] you can't find a rock to throw [D#m] at a snake,
[F#m] _ [C#m] Nowhere in Georgia, [A] [E] what was me and [A] Uncle Bob [C#m] headed [D] that [E] way [D] for?
_ [E] Oh no, [D] uh-huh, [F#] drinking _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] _ [A] _ in [D#] the [D#m] morning, [F#m] [A] don't you never scold,
[E] That's the best time [A] to drink, that's when it takes [E] a [D] hold.
_ [E] Oh no, [D] uh-huh, [F#] I _ [E] _ [C#m] _ [A] _
_ [A] _ [E] _ [A] _ _ used to be a [D#m] derelict, [F#m] [A] and I was a fool,
[A] [E] What's the [A] use, my friend, if [F#m] you lived you [E] on too [D] long?
_ [A]
Oh [E] no, [D] uh-huh, I [F#] _ _ [E] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ [F#m] _ [A] _
ain't so good [D#m] looking, no, [D] [A] teeth don't shine like pearls,
[E] I'm so [A] glad good looks, they don't [F#m] carry you [E] through this [D]
world.
[A] Oh [E] no, uh-huh,
[D] _ _ [F#] _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [A] _ [E] _ [A] _