Chords for michael hurley - mr. whiskerwits

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_ _ _ _ Mr.
Whiskerwitz, _ _ _ [G#] he's on top of it, [E] and everybody waits for [D] him to [E] fall off the flagpole [D] into the _ fishbowl.
[F#] Then he's gonna give his [E] mama a call. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ I don't know which is which, _ _ [G#] one of them's Whiskerwitz, _ [E]
the other one's on the sandwich,
_ [D] in a bottle [E] of mud, _ _ with a big tugboat, [D] and a little rubber duck, _ [F#] and he's sippin' on
a [E] can of bread. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Down at the cafe Ritz, _ _ [G#] with Mr.
Whiskerwitz, _ [E] there was a river and he was [D] tryin' to take
He was tryin' to [E] tell me how to save my _ soul, from [D] out of the fishbowl, [F#] and water can spout
right back [E] up through the drain. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Mr.
Whiskerwitz, _ [Em] he [G#] ain't gonna call it quits, _
[E] until they close the door _ [D] and sweep the [E] floor.
_ _ He be out on the street, he can't [D] stand on his feet, _ _ [F#] tomorrow he'll be back up [E] for some more. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Havin' a couple of hits, _ with [G#] Mr.
Whiskerwitz, _ [E]
and he don't even know, _ _ [D] what day [E] it is.
_ Beer ain't got no fizz, [D] I gotta take a whiz.
[F#] Then they're gonna give my [E] mama a call, _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ nobody ever sits, _ _ with [G#] Mr.
Whiskerwitz, _ [E] especially
when they know, _ he's [D] handling greasy [E] stuff.
_ _ Right there's the tub, [D] you better get in it, boy, _ [F#] then you got to do the [E] rub and scrub.
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