Chords for Mic Conway's National Junk Band - Wangaratta Wahini

_ A fabulous performer [Bm] to get up on stage with us now.
A [E] man in his previous life [N] that was called Jay Butler.
_ Oh, I know who it is!
But these days it's called Sawful Sam.
He's actually Sawful Sam, ladies and gentlemen.
Go and play your saucers.
_ That's right. _ _
You're [Eb] a lady.
Relationship.
[C] Relationship. _ _
He does your hair, mate.
[N] _ She does.
She does.
_ He [Em] does my hair.
Beautiful relationship.
[Ebm] _ _ _ _ [C] Oh, beautiful.
Now, _ we have a [Gb] couple of special guests in the audience today, I believe.
[G] _ _ [Gb] _ And I believe Craig from [E] Wangarara is here.
Are you [Eb] kidding me? That's right.
Where's Craig?
[A] Where [F] is he?
There he [E] is, Craig.
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And the original Wangarara Wahine is here too, ladies and gentlemen.
[Gb] Naomi, she's there.
They're both from [N] Wangarara.
And they're here today to share with you their salty experience.
[Em] What about _ Wangarashan?
Another Wangarashan.
Okay.
_ _ But we, [G] as Craig and [E] Naomi and anyone [Gb] else from Wangarara knows,
we [Dm] don't call it Wangarara.
[Gb] We don't call it Wangarara.
[Gb] We call it Wang.
_ [Eb] Wang.
Wang.
[Ab] So, _ anybody [Eb] with a big Wang, I'd like to hear that right [B] now, okay?
On the count of three, [C] Wang.
Wang.
[Bb] One, two, three.
Wang.
[Eb] Ah, the Eddie Mac and Rell Australia is fantastic.
I'm going to do a song that [Bb] some terrible old band from the 70s played.
I don't know if any of you [Bbm] remember it.
It's Captain [E] Neskog's movie.
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[Gb] I've certainly done.
I was too [G] excited.
Oh, sorry.
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_ _ [Eb] Anyway, I'm going to play a [G] song from those [E] wider 70s with a touch of their taste
in this next song, which is a [F] _ _ family of crying [G] and you cannot offend them here. _ _ _ _
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What's the last line?
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[Gb] I'm a [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [G] _
[Bb] little [C] old girl.
_ _ It's a little old girl. _ _ _
[Dm] I'm a little [Cm] old girl. _ _ _
Lady [G] of the [B] cow.
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_ I see.
[C] What do you want, love? _
_ _ [D] _ _ President Walsh, bless your country.
[G] It's all I will say.
_ _ I'm a Haiti [C] in a way.
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[G] I'm a little old girl.
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It's a little _ old _ _ _ _ [C] girl.
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a little old girl.
Haiti in a way. _ _ _ _
_ [G] It's a little _ _ old girl.
God, we're a mark of. _
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_ _ _ Old girl. _ _
Down the road.
[F] _ I am a little old girl.
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[Cm] I [Am] remember the [G] good. _ _ _
[G] _ The sick one.
[Cm] The boss.
The boss. _
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_ [Em] _ [Bb] That I was [C] great.
_ About 6 _ '6". Broad [Gb] shoulders.
_ [E] Wide eyes.
He's strong, isn't he?
He's [B] strong.
He said I was just a bit [Gb] younger.
_ _ [Dbm] Wide-eyed whacker.