Ditch Diggers Chords by Marvin Sease

[B] _ _ Man, I'm getting tired of [E] this.
Everywhere I turn,
_ [B] _ somebody's dipping [D#] in my business
[E] _ and don't even know the flavor.
[B] Y'all know what I mean?
They're always criticizing me,
[E] _ telling me I need to change,
[B] _ just because they don't [F#m] like what I like.
[E] Y'all know what I mean? _
But still, the [B] very next day,
some of the same people calls me [E] and say,
Do you have any spare change?
[B] Y'all know what I mean?
You [F#m] see, I found out [E] something about those people.
Y'all listen to me good.
[B] Ooh, they don't believe in [E] me,
but I believe in myself.
[B] _ They only [F#m] wanna use [E] me,
and throw me away.
[B] _ They don't mean me no [E] good, no, no.
They're trying to bring me [B] down,
but I'm not gonna [C#] let it happen, [E] no.
Cause I know who they are,
[G#m] _ Mr.
and Mrs.
[D#m] DJ,
when you play this song [C#m] for me,
help me tell these people,
[C#] stay away from me.
[B] Oh, ditch diggers.
That's what they [E] are,
thanks to Avis. _
[B] I did them no wrong,
_ [F#m] [E] but they wanna hurt me.
Listen, [B] please.
I don't know why,
[E] _ they wanna hurt me.
[B] _ I did them [C#] no wrong, [E] no wrong.
Now I got to say so [B] long,
but mama always told me,
[E] _ be careful who I call a [B] friend.
I think I got [C#] a few [E] cases
of [G#m] plain jealousy.
_ Mr.
and Mrs.
[D#m] DJ,
when y'all play this song [C#m] for me,
help me tell these people,
[C#] _ stay away from [F#] me.
[B] Oh, ditch diggers.
That's what they are, ditch diggers.
[E] There ain't nothing but facts,
that's what they are.
[B] I did them no wrong,
[C#] tell me why,
[E] they wanna hurt me.
Listen, [B] please.
_ _ [E] I'm going to court tomorrow, _
[B] I'm gonna see the judge,
_ [F#m] [E] and when I talk to him, _
[B] I'm gonna plead my case.
You [E] see, I don't need no lawyer, _
[B] all because I trust the judge.
[F#m] [E] I'm gonna tell him, _
[B] how I've been treated,
_ [E] and I'm gonna ask him,
for [B] an order of protection,
_ [F#m] [E] to keep all of y'all, _
[B] far away from me.
_ [E] And then I'm gonna tell him, _
[B] how good I've been to y'all,
_ [C#] [E] and y'all use and abuse me.
[B] And I'm gonna ask the judge,
[E] to make all of y'all, _
[B] tell me the truth.
_ [C#] [E] And from now on, _
[B] I'm gonna stay away,
_ [E] from all of y'all. _
[B] Oh, ditch diggers,
_ [E] that stabbers. Oh, [B] stabbers. Ditch [D#m] _ diggers,
[E] _ _ _
[D#m] stabbers.
Ditch stabbers.
_ [B] _ [E] _ _ _