Stuck In The Middle Chords by Marvin Sease

Somebody's stuck in the middle here tonight.
Can we go back for [B] you?
[A] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ Mmm_
[D] I'm so mixed up this evening,
I don't [A] know where to turn y'all.
Oh, listen,
[E] [A] I'm being loved _ [D] by two women.
_ [A] One is my wife,
oh, the other one is [D] my woman. _
[A] Just one thought
of _ [D] leaving either one of them,
[E] you know what?
[A] It would really blow their [D] minds.
[A] Mmm_
Listen to me people.
[F#m] Woo!
My wife,
[A] she's silky black
and she's a pretty thing.
[Bm] Look at her.
And my woman,
[E] she's a lovely bride.
Oh!
[A] Y'all, I'm stuck.
_ Y'all, I'm in [D] the middle tonight.
I'm [A] stuck, baby.
Stuck [D] in the middle.
[E] You know what?
[A] I don't know where to turn.
[D] _ _ [A] Mmm_
Listen!
_ [D] My wife,
[E] she said,
[A] oh, she's mine.
The [D] girl says she's mine.
[E] Mine.
[A] Once you're just a little apart.
Listen to what my woman said.
[F#m] Oh, my woman said,
[A]
she's mine also.
[Bm] Because I live eight days a week
[E] within her heart.
_ [A] Y'all, I'm stuck.
Y'all, [D] I'm in the middle tonight.
_ [A] I'm stuck, baby.
Oh, I'm stuck [D] in the middle.
_ [A] If I leave my wife [D] for my woman,
y'all, [A] I know
my [D] wife won't understand that at all.
[A] And if I leave my woman
[D] and go running back to my wife,
[A] boy, I know tonight,
Alabama, [D] she won't understand that.
[A] So I'm stuck. _
[D] I'm in the middle tonight.
Is there [A] anybody stuck here tonight?
Stuck [D] in the middle.
_ _ [A] Whoo! _
_ _ [D] Mmm_
You know,
[A] I was talking with my wife the other day.
[D] And she said, Marvin, Omar,
[A] do you remember the vows we made
when [D] we got married?
I said, yes, honey.
She [A] said, well, do you remember
the minutes to action you leave work?
[D] Do you take this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife?
[A] Oh, I never will forget to love,
[D] to honor, to cherish,
till death do us apart.
[A] She said, Marvin, see, she said, yes.
[D] She said, please don't leave.
[A] But I moved on.
_ [D] I began to talk with my woman.
_ [A] I never will forget this.
[D] This is what my woman said.
_ [A] She said, Marvin, Marvin, [D] Marvin.
I can still hear her calling me, [A] y'all.
Marvin!
_ _ [D] Marvin!
_ [A] When all of your friends,
_ _ [D] all of your friends,
[A] when all your friends,
Marvin, check this [D] out.
I heard her say,
[A] I stuck by you, Marvin.
It was me.
[D] I stuck by you, Marvin.
[A] She said, please don't leave me.
Oh, oh, [D] please don't leave me.
[A] I stood there _ [D] and began
to look towards heaven, y'all.
I [A] fold up my arms.
Y'all [D] know what I said?
_ _ [A] Somebody pray for me.
Oh, [D] pray for me.
_ [A] Pray for me, y'all.
Alabama, [D] pray for me.
Cause [A] I'm stuck.
Oh, [D] I'm in the middle tonight.
Wait a minute.
[A] _ _
_ [D] Y'all don't hear me?
I don't [A] know what to do. _
I don't know [D] where to turn no more.
_ [A] Oh yeah!
_ [D] What can I say?
_ _ [A] Pray for me.
Oh, y [D]'all pray for me.
Cause [A] I'm stuck, stuck, stuck,
stuck [D] in the middle.
_ [E] I don't [A] know where to turn.
[D] Turn.
_ [A] _ _ _ Somebody _ make some noise in here! _ _ _ _
_ _ Yeah! [G] Woo!
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