Chords for Lemony Snicket: Beware of Count Olaf

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The Count has an eye on [G] his ankle _ _ and [F] _ lives in a horrible [E] _ place. _ _
[Am] He wants all your money, [G] he's never at all funny, [F] he wants to remove [E] your face. _ _ _
[C] And you might be thinking, what [G] a romp this is, [F] but wait till you meet his [E] _ _ accomplices.
_ _ _ _ [Am] When you see Count Olaf, [G] you're suddenly full of [F] disgust and despair and [E] dismay.
_ _ [Am] In the whole of the soul of [G] the Count Olaf, there's no love.
[F] When you see Count Olaf, [E] count to zero.
_ _ _ Then scream and [Am] run away. _
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_ _ [Am] _ Scream, [G]
scream, _ [F] scream _ [E] _
and [Am] run away. _
Run, [G] run, run, run, run, run, run [F] or die.
Die, [E] die, die, die, die, [Em] die, [Am] die. _ _
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_ Two women with powdered [G] white _ faces _ [F] and one long-nosed bald man [E] with warts. _ _
[Am] Things worsen and worsen.
[G] There's a hook-handed person [F] and others with [Am] _
[E] nastier parts. _ _
[C] This evil and unpleasant [G] group _ _ _
_ [F] completes Count Olaf's [E] acting _ troupe.
_ [Am] The goal of Count [C] Olaf [G] is getting control [F] of the fortune of urchins [E] and orphans.
Hooray, [Am] I mean _ horrors.
Count [G] Olaf is no laughing matter.
_ [F] When you see Count Olaf, [E] count to zero. _
_ _ Then scream [Am] and run away. _ _ _
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[Am] _ _ [G] Scream, [F] scream, scream _ [E] and run [Am] away.
_ Run, run, [G] run, run, run, run, run [F] or die.
_ Die, die, [E] die, die, die, [Am] die, die.
Run, run, run, [G] _ _
_ _ [F] run or _ die.
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_ Die. _ _ _