Chords for A Series of Unfortunate Events Ending Song [Lyrics]

_ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [Em] You may think that the Baudelaire's ought to [G] prevail,
be tucked [Em] someplace all safe and sound.
[C]
Count Olaf [G] captured and rotting in [B] jail,
his henchpeople nowhere around.
[C] But there's no happy [D] endings, not here and not [G] now.
This tale is all [Em] sorrows and [C] woes.
You dream that [D] justice and peace win the [Em] day,
but that's not how the [D] story goes.
[G] You might think that two [Em] parents, both brave and both [G] true,
would live till a [C] nice ripe old age.
[Cm] But I'm sad to [G] say I have bad news for you,
[B] the curtain rings down on this stage.
[C] Yes, there's no happy [D] endings, not here and not [G] now.
This tale is all [Em] sorrows and woes.
[C] You might dream that [D] justice and peace win the [Em] day,
but that's not how the [D] story goes.
I once loved a [F#m] girl and she thought well of [D] me.
We thought we'd be [F#m] happy together.
[C] But now I'm [Em] alone as you can well [B] see.
She's cold in her grave forever. _ _ _
[C] There's no happy [D] endings, not here and not [G] now.
This tale is all [Em] sorrows and woes.
[C] You might dream that [D] justice and peace win the [Em] day,
but that's not how the [D] story goes. _
[G] The [Em] world is a pair of ill-fitting [G] pants
and other dire, [Em] hideous clothes.
[Cm] You might think that three [G] children would lead pleasant [B] lives,
but that's not how the story goes.
[C] Some people [D] smile at the end of the day.
[G] Some people [Em] laugh, I suppose.
[C] But to me there's [D] nothing but gloom and despair.
[Em] That's just how the [D] story goes.
That's just how the _ [G] story_
_ [Em] _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [G] _
[B] Humming.
_ _ _ [E] _
_ [Em] Humming.
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