Chords for Kurt Cobain being Kurt Cobain

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_ _ _ [Bb] He didn't give [Cm] me a corsage either.
[D] So you heard his feelings.
At [Eb] least I asked [G] you out. _ _
[Abm] I have no _ [N] concept of knowing how to be a musician at all whatsoever.
[Db] I mean I don't know the names of chords to play.
I don't know how to do major and minor chords on a guitar at all.
I mean I couldn't even pass _ _ guitar 101, folk guitar [C] 101.
_ [Cm] Everyone _
[N] knows more than I do.
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_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Db] _ _
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ [Dbm] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ It [Dm] _
_ _ [G] _ sounded _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ terrible.
It sounded really, really bad.
And then everyone that heard it that [A] weekend is going to say,
yeah, you're right.
OK, [B] the stories [C] are true.
The Nirvana album really sucked and I'm not [B] going to buy it.
So it just kind of bothered [C] me.
But we took care of it. _ _
_ Well, [B] I thought [Cm] maybe we should hire a lawyer to [D] stop him to do it.
And [B] instead I just decided to hire Hitman.
I've [Eb] read Perfume by Patrick Suskin _ [B] about 10 times in my life.
And I can't stop reading it.
[A] It's like something that's just stationary in my pocket all the time.
It just [Bbm] doesn't leave me.
And every [B] time I'm bored, like I'm on an airplane or something,
I read it over and over again.
Because I'm a hypochondriac and it just affects me.
It makes [Bbm] me want to cut my nose [F] off.
All my [G] fault.
[F] What's your fault?
[Gm] Why don't you finish your [G] food?
Is [Eb] that what? Me.
[F] It's all my fault.
What's [C] that bucket there?
Mine.
What's that bucket?
It's my [Gb] afternoon meal.