Chords for dave, kurt and krist being comedians for 9 minutes and 22 seconds straght

Yeah, we don't allow any, you know, label reps or, you know, radio people back at [D] all.
It's just us.
We have dinner.
_ Say grace, eat dinner, and leave. _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] Seems very organized.
I guess it wasn't always this way, right?
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The way we pronounce the name of the band is Nirvana.
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Everyone's just [Dbm] too weird.
[Bm] It's not Nirvana. _
I realize you guys dislike [D] the labels, but I mean, it's still a case of, I mean_
No, [B] we love D.G..C. _ [G] Label, music labels are labels the way people label people. Do it, [D] man! _ [Gb] People of race, [B] creed, or color, national origin, _ brother, we're all here on this floating sphere through space. _ _ I was in a band and I played snare drum during junior high and grade school. And I never learned how to read music. I just copied the other [E] students _ _ to learn how to read. It's so simple. _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ It's such a big world, [E] you know? It's a small world. [Bb] _ It's kind of a medium-sized [Bb] world. Like if you [Ebm] put the planet Earth between [E] Jupiter and [Bb] Uranus, which is really small, it's like [Bb] medium. _ _ _ [Em] _ Okay, um_ Did you know that [E] the biggest _ star in the whole [Bb] galaxy universe is as [E] big as an atom is small? Did you know [B] that? Isn't that wild? [Em] It's a rock, man. [D] _ So, I mean, _ [E] were you approached? Were you asked [Eb] to [D] be part of that movie at [A] all? No, I didn't ask [Em] anything. You know what I mean? Oh, no, they [D] did ask us. Yeah, they asked John. [Em] _ I said no before [D] even asking you guys. _ That's because I'm the leader of the band. You blew [D] my chance, man. _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ Do it, [G] baby! Do it! My name's [Bb] Dave. _ _ _ [C] I use a real good [Eb] cymbal. [D] They turn inside out, you can slide on. And you can also [Dm] use them to let _ icicles off the side of the TV, like [Bb] this. _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] What are you, crazy?! [Gb] _ _ _ [C] _ [B] They immediately just started [D] grabbing for me, trying to rip my flesh off for souvenirs. Oh, I have a piece of Kurt's forearm. _ [C] _ Frame it. I [Eb] don't know. [A] It was incredible. [C] People were diving [D] all over each other and [Eb] falling down drunk and smiling and [A] vomiting and having a great time. [Em] You know, it was just_ there were no [D] inhibitions at that time. Everyone just said, let's have fun. Is it still possible to do that, do you think? [B] Do you_ [Db] _ _ [D] _ I'm a little Napoleon. He's a little Napoleon, right. So they [G] really come out as per you wanted them to represent the song kind of thing? Well, yeah. I mean, [A] _ not with Chris Novoselic around. That's right. _ As I stomped my foot on the ground, _ [G] assertingly, _ [E] and [D] raised a lot of dust, I stomped the ground like a rooster, and I pecked the ground like a [N] chicken. _ _ MTV or Pepsi or whoever's the big-wig corporate _ butthead top _ _ _ just wanted Teen Spirit. And so _ [C] we were told if we didn't play Lithium, _ [Bb] a good friend of ours would [B] be fired from MTV. _ _ And [D] MTV should [Gb] _ [D] be Mafia Television, because it's a fucking load of total shit. _ Yeah. _ _ _ [B] He told me [Bb] to keep my woman in line. _ [A] _ I couldn't believe it. We were sitting there eating food, and [Dm] Axl walked by, and Courtney and [C] I just jokingly said, Axl, will you be the [B] godfather of our child? We're just joking around, and he turned [N] around and started pointing his finger and was really aggressive and mean, like threatening [Db] to beat me up and stuff. And I couldn't help but laugh, because I haven't been in that kind of a situation since I was in [Gb] sixth grade. _ _ [E] _ Are you bored, Alex? Are you and Eddie better friends now? [E] _ _ _ [Em] We never had [G] a fight, ever. _ [Em] I just have always hated [Dm] their band. _ [B] _ _ _ Check _ _ _ _ _ this out. _ _ It's great. This 13-year-old cousin of _ Shelly's, for the past couple of years, has [Abm] had her walls covered in new kids on the block [G] posters. Dolls? She had dolls and everything, and she heard our album Nevermind, and she tore all our posters down and burnt her dolls. _ _ _ _ [A] Yeah. Especially Stacy. Stacy's like a little brat. _ _ Now it's like, I hate new kids on the block. [Bb] She's a terror. She's [Em] smoking cigarettes, she's got a tattoo. Yeah, that's right. She just takes the car now. She's not even old enough to drive. _ That was okay. I didn't hear the live album, though. _ _ _ _ _ I'm sure you dislike labels, but then where do you see that your music fits [Dm] in? _ [E] In rock and roll. [Eb] _ Isn't [E] it the_ What did they call [Bb] it before? The sub-pop sound? Oh, yeah, the sub-pop sound. That's right. Grunge. _ [A] Seattle. I can't decide. Seattle sub-pop grunge. [Ab] I have no _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Dbm] _ _ names of chords to play. I [Db] don't know. _ _ _ _ _ _ I couldn't even pass _ guitar [Dm] 101. _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ [D] She's a woman of _ [Bb] the night. [C] _ [D] She's a woman of [Bb] the night. _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ Okay, now [E] why don't you like talking about it, though? [D] What's the problem with going on [Eb] camera and just relating a little [E] story to do with it? _ There's nothing to be said. It's all in the music, man. It's all in the music. [D] It's all in the meat. You don't think that people [Em] that are fans of you would like to hear what you [E] had in mind, maybe? I'd rather hear what they have in [Em] mind, you know? Or how they interpret it. You would? Yeah, I'd like to get some letters. This is what my [D] analytical _ [B] ideas of what your lyrics are [Bm] about. _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Db] _
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[F] Yes! _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ Rock riff. _ In a punk and underground attitude. Still, there is something more on your last record. Could you explain what is that? _ _ _ _ I think you pretty much said it all, really. _ [Db] Stupid [F] god damn son [Db] of a bitch. That had to [E] go and rearrange [N] everything. _ _ Was it me? It was incredible. Was it you? _ _ Was this your idea? _ [F] _ Was this your idea? How [Em] many is this? Was [Eb] this your idea? Was this your idea? I'll find him. _ I'll find him. _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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