Kåldolmar & kalsipper: 5. Tjänare Chords

[G] _ [C] _ A servant [G] shall serve, his master kindly [C] serve,
_ [Bb] But no [Dm] salary to earn, [D] I am a [G] servant.
_ _ A servant [C] shall serve, [A] like the [Dm] other servants,
[F] Until the legs [Gb] go [C] on the [Am] knees, [Dm] I am [G] a [Gm] servant.
_ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [G] Servant, [C] servant, [G] _ servant, [C] servant,
_ I _
[G] [C] bake and bake, my back is bent,
[G] I thank [C] and thank, so he shall be pleased.
[G] I [C] bake and bake, and shake and shake,
[E] And I gnaw [Am] and gnaw, and I gnaw.
[G] _ _ _ _ And [E] at the castle he has [Am] a party,
It [G] is a feast [C] of guests,
Then [B] you get [Em] to eat leftovers,
[G] And watch [D] _ your [G] shoes. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
Down, down, [C] down,
_ [Bb] I walk here [A] and I [Dm] dream of
[Am] The day when [G] she is dead.
Yes, it was a saint, it was a saint. _
_ Yes, and my [C] _ friends, [G] and all that I [Dm] know,
[F] Can [A] take [Gb] each [C] other's [Am] hands,
[Dm] And [G] no one is [Gm] left.
_ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [D] Down, down, [G] down,
I _ _ walk here [C] and I dream of
The day [A] when she is dead.
Yes, it was a saint, it was a saint.
_ [Dm] _ _ [Gb] [F] Yes, and my friends, and all that I know,
Can take [A] each [D]
[C] other's [Am] hands,
[Dm] And no [G] one is [Gm] left.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ Well, what is it now?
Do you like the moose orchestra that accompanies me?
Well, well, well, not bad for a collection of undressed horses.
_ Here I stand and sing about need when you may miss bread.
No, no, it's not that.
It's the evil kings of the Western country.
Yes, what's wrong with them?
Yes, they have locked up our friends in the mine, and you have to help us.
Oh, right, Lambeth, they're on it again.
Those evil kings have been roaming here in the castle for hundreds of years,
And spread a lot of evil and poverty all over the place.
But I've thought many times that I would take one and beat the other like a pole straight down to the ground.
Yes, we do, we do.
But then you have one left.
Yes, but the one you, it should take and twist 400 times around the thumb,
And then throw it straight out into the world.
That's your foresight, old man.
We do, we do, we do, we do.
Yes, yes, but take it easy, little girl.
The kings have humor, and not even the old man who is so ugly wants to be stoned.
Older wolf than humor.
_ _ _ Cowards.
If you don't dare, I'll go and scare the kings away myself.
Yes, but I don't think the evil kings are afraid of anything. _
Everyone is afraid of the ghost.
Ah, you're ghosting again.
Sido!
There he is again, the old coward.
_ He lives here in the castle somewhere.
He's a shift worker, he works at Netra. _
Sometimes he sits there, wandering around like a homeless man.
But he's nice, he hasn't offended me.
_ I've seen you many times too.
You go here and work and suffer in your loneliness until far into the morning. _ _
Maybe it's time that such injustice comes to an end. _
_ Please, please, ghost, you can help us.
Don't push me into the abyss, child.
_ It's from _ 1848.
_ _ Said the ghost, and disappeared into a blue-eyed smoke.
_ Our friends were surprised and [G] looked at the smoke that was fading.
_ But the servant had understood that the ghost had [Am] been bewitched.
He took his watch and, together with the old man and the old man,
[G] he hurried to the mine to see what was going to happen.
[Am] Outside the mine stood the evil kings on guard.
They flashed and glared in all [Em] directions for a [E] new poor man they [Am] could stone and throw into the mine.
_ Lumor [F] flashed cold ice into the black landscape.
[G] _ Then [Am] something unexpected happened.
_ In front of the kings, a giant-like [G] cucumber appeared.
[E] In a high [Am] black hat and glowing rolling eyes [F] like two blood-orange.
_ [G] The sun threw itself into the sea with [Am]
a_ Shh!
The little blinking star became completely [G] still.
The wind held its breath and the old man shook so [Am] the basket jumped. _
Then the servant said [G] quietly_
It's no danger.
It's just the [D] ghost that has climbed out. _
The kings threw themselves into the sea and fired a series of glowing lumor flashes at the cucumber.
The flashes lit up the sky with their zebra [Am]-like scales.
[D] Then it happened.
It looked like the cucumber had become_
_ _ _ Four_
No, eight, no, sixteen crazy cucumbers that were bouncing around the kings.
The kings were completely confused and began to shoot sixteen hundred thousand lumor flashes per second.
But [Am] the cucumbers [D] kept on flying and flying and nothing helped.
_ Without fear for all cucumbers, [Am] the two kings ran to the forest and cried madly [G] so that several [E] moose_
_got
scared [Am] and fell down from the tree where they were just about to build their [F] homes after the fall of the great love [G] dance.
A weighty donkey [Am] ran wildly and helped his comrades [A] in the mine.
And there was a [Am] whirl and a murmur of [G] all the clucks, tatters, and rumbling [Am] and people and fairies and even a horse.
A black [F] horse that looked completely [G] pale. _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Wonderful whirls and people.
But so pale and miserable they look.
_ _ Now we have to take them to the castle and arrange so that they get some food and sleep together.
Yes, then the ghost roads.
_ _ _ Come with me now.
_ We take this road north.
Yes, make sure not to bump into each other. _ _ _
Hello, _ wait for us. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ What suggestion?
_ _ Yes, that's what they do. _ _
Two clowns come up on a bike, up in the