Chords for Johnny Russell - Jokes - Dialogue - No One Will Ever Know

_ There was a burglar _
now burglar is a man that breaks into other people's houses and takes things that don't belong to him and
Goes and sells them and gets money for him because that's his job _ _ _
_ _ Now this man was a nice burglar
_ _ Because every time he broke into somebody's house
He took a flashlight with him.
So that when he was walking down the hallway
He wouldn't be stepping on little children's toys and breaking them now this particular night
He broke into this house and he was real happy
He was so happy.
He wanted to whistle
_ He was happy because he had work _ _ _ _ _
You'll think about that on the way home and wreck your car _ _
_ _ _ _ He was so happy.
He wanted to whistle
But a burglar can't whistle
Because if he whistles he'll I will awake somebody up and make a man _ _
So he was humming
_ _ Yeah, no, no, yeah Yeah
_ _ Now that's how loud y'all cuz I got a microphone, but he didn't have no mic.
So he is a _ _ _ _ _ _ see that ain't loud
_ He's walking down the hall and he's humming _
_ And _ he heard a voice
_ _ _ Jesus is
watching you
Now _ being a man dedicated to his work
He didn't stop walking _ and he didn't stop humming
But he did change his tune _
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_ And _ _ _ _ _ he heard the voice again _ _ _ Jesus is _ watching you
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I
Sounded light into another room and the light hit up on two big black eyes and a mouthful of teeth
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Being a man of experience.
He knew that he had come eyeball to eyeball
Toot the tooth with a Doberman
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And he started to back up very _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ And the dough _ fathered _ _ _ _ _
And he heard the voice again _
Jesus _ is
watching you _
He _ _ shined his light into another room the light hit on a birdcage in the birdcage was a minor bird
When the light hit the bird bird said _ _ _
_ _ Jesus _ _ _
Is watching you
_ You dumb little birds at all.
You can say sick him Jesus
you _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
know, I tell those stories and _
listen to you laugh and it makes me feel good because I
[G] Believe you're having a good [C] time and that's what it's all about _
_ [G] But sometimes I wonder [C] if you realize those of us to tell the stories and make you laugh
_ Don't always feel like telling those stories
_ Sometimes [G] we fall in love and get hurt and cry
[C] But we can't let you see we can't let you know.
_ _ _ I fell in love and I got hurt and I cried
_ God knows I cried
_ _ But I couldn't let you see it.
I couldn't let you know
_ _ It was kind of like _ _ _ _ no one
Will ever know?
[Dm] _ [Em] _ [F] _
How much [C] I miss you
[F#] _ [G] Although a million teardrops _ [C] start to flow _ I'll _ cry _
myself to sleep
[F] And _ I'll make [C] that smile.
_ _ _ [G] I lost you but no one will [C] ever _ know
_ _ [G] _ [Am] [G] I'll tell them we grew tired _ [F] of each _
[C] _ other
_ _ [Am] _ [D] _
And realize our dreams would [G] never be
_ _ I'll _ [C] _
even make believe [E] _ [C] _ [F] I
_ [C] Never love you
[G] Then no one will ever know
the [C] truth, but me
_ _ _ [F] _ [Em] _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ [C] _ [F] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Dm] _
[G] _ [A] _ [G] _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ [Am] [G] I'll tell them I found true love [F] with [C] another
_ _ And _ [D] I was glad that day you set [G] me _ free
[G#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _
Even make believe
_ _ [F#] I _ [D#m] [C#] never loved you
And [G#] no one _ _ _ the truth, [C#] but me
_ _ No [Fm] _ [F#] [G#] one will ever know
the truth, [F#] but me
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