Chords for I'M THE GREATEST STAR - BARBRA STREISAND

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Listen girl, please.
You've got to face facts.
You don't look like the other girls.
You've got skinny legs.
You stick out.
And you are out.
Yeah, but I'm just trying to tell you something.
Why don't you just give me a chance?
Look, I'm doing terrific times.
I'm not even_ Out.
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_ Look, Miss Bikini, suppose all you ever had for breakfast was onion rolls.
Now, all of a sudden, one morning, in walks a bagel.
So, I mean, you take a look at it and you say, what is that?
Until you try it.
So that's my trouble.
_ _ What's your trouble?
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls.
Nobody [C] recognizes me.
Listen, I got 36 expressions.
Sweet as pie to tough as leather.
And that's six expressions more than all them baramores [B] put together.
Come on.
[E] Instead of just [A] kicking me, why don't they give me [E] a [Am] lift?
[Dbm] Well, [E] it must be a plot.
Because [A] they're scared that I got _ [E] such a gift.
Oh, sure.
Let's go.
Well, [Ab] I'm miffed.
[D] Hey.
_ _ [C] Cause I'm _ _ the greatest star.
_ _ I [F] am by far. _
_ _ But [Ab] no one _ _ [C]
knows it.
Why they gonna hear a _ voice?
A silver [D] flute.
Oh-hoo!
[F] They'll cheer each tooth.
Hey, I finished terrific.
When I [Bm]
expose [E] it.
[C] Now [F] can't you see the look at me that _
_ [Dm] I'm a [G] [C] natural Camille. _ _
[A] As Camille I [Dm] just feel. _
[E] I've so much [Am] to offer.
Hey, listen, kid, I know I'd be divine because [B] _ [Dm] _ I'm [E] a natural [Am] corp.
A-hoo, [Gb] a-hoo, a-hoo.
[G] _ I mean, got it, not a lump.
[F] A big [Ab] clump of talent left.
_ [Dm] _
They'll [E] bend in half.
Have you heard [C] a story about the traveling salesman?
A [F] thousand [Gb] jokes stick around for the jokes.
A thousand _ _ [Fm] faces [C] I reiterate.
_ When you're gifted, [E] then you're gifted.
[A] [Bb] These [B] are [Db] facts.
[D] _ [Eb] _ [E] _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _ [G]
How do you [Dm] blind?
_ [Am] _ [Dm] In all of the world [C] so far.
I'm the greatest star.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] [Dm] No autographs, please.
[Am] What did she [G] say?
You think beautiful girls are gonna stay down [C] forever?
[Ab] I should say not.
Any [Am] minute now they're gonna be out.
Finished.
Then it'll be [Dm] my turn.
[B] Who _ [F] _
is the pip with pizzazz?
Who is all ginger and [C] jazz?
Who is as glamourous as?
[G] Who's an American beauty rose?
With an American beauty nose?
And ten American beauty toes?
[A] Eyes on the target.
Well, one shot, one gunshot, and bam!
_ _ [Gbm] _ [E] The [A] king [E] of _ [Dbm] _ _ [E] heroes.
_ _ [F] _
[A] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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I'm the greatest star.
_ _ I am by far, _ [F] but [Ab] no one knows it.
[C] _ _ That's why I was born.
_ I'll blow [F] my horn _ _ _ till _ [D] someone _ [Ab] blows [Db] it.
_ [F] _ [C] Sights _ _ _ [A] right up [Dm] like a [Db] light.
A [G] flicker then [C] _
flare.
[Ab] _ All [B] [E] the world's [Am] gonna _ stare.
[Dm] _ Looking down [G] you'll never [Dm] see me.
[G] Try the sky, cause that'll be [C] me.
I can make them cry.
I can make them [Dm] sigh.
[N] Someday they'll clamor for my [Gb] _
[F] drama.
_ [C] _ _ Have you guessed?
Yes!
[E] _ [Gbm] Who's the [E] best?
Yeah!
[A] [Bb] If [B] you [C] ain't, [Db] I'll [D] tell you.
[Eb] _ [E] _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ _ [A]
In [Dm] all the world so far, _ _ _
greatest [Gm] _ [Am] _ _ star!
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _