Chords for Homer & Jethro - I Don't Flirt Anymore

_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [F#] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ I don't flirt [F] anymore _ _ since my wifey caught [C] me _ _ in the factory [D] stock room _
_ [G] _ with my _ [C] secretary. _
_ [D] Then she picked up [F] a broom _ and she lowered [C] the boom. _
_ I wound up on [D] the floor. _
_ [G] I don't flirt [C] anymore.
_ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ [E] _ [Am] She busted my head.
I thought I was dead.
[C] I couldn't feel any worse.
_ [D] But as I was led to my hospital bed, [Em] I took a turn for a nurse.
I don't [F] flirt anymore. _ _
_ _ Now I'm sad [C] and I'm wise.
[Em] _ _ Gonna leave all [D] the girls _ [G] to the rest of [C] you guys.
_ But when the swelling [F] goes down, _ _ I'll be up and [C] around. _
_ And I'll be flirting for [D] sure. _
_ [G] Well, I don't hurt [C] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] She thinks I'm a louse.
I'm in the doghouse [C] crawling around on my knees.
[D] Now look at [F#m] your spouse.
Am I man or a mouse?
[A] She threw me a big piece of cheese.
I don't [F] flirt anymore. _
_ _ I'm as true as [C] can _ [C] be.
_ Till the real [D] pretty girl _ _ _ [A] rolls her eyeballs [C] at me.
_ [Cm] I don't flirt [F] anymore. _ _
[Am] _ _ But I'll have to confess.
[E] _
_ _ [C#] _ I [D] don't flirt anymore.
[G] But I don't flirt [Cm] any less. _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _