Heavenly Bank Account Chords by Frank Zappa

I'm all [B] over, a little lucky [C] on the side.
[E] _ [C] I'm all over, [B] _ a little [G] lucky on the side.
_ [C] I'm all over, [E] a little lucky on the [B] side.
_ [G] I'm all [E] over, a little lucky [C] on the side.
_ [G] _ _
And if these words
[B] _ you do not [C] hear,
_ your pocketbook [C#m] just kind of might receive
[A] _ _
[G] when some man comes along
[D#] and claims a [Em] godly knee,
_ [A] _ he'll clean you out [D] right through your
knee.
That's right, you asked for it.
Remember there's a big difference between
kneeling down and bending over.
[Em] He's [G] got twenty million dollars
in his [B] heavenly bank account. _ _
_ [C] All from those [C#m] chumps who was born [Em] _ again.
_ [A] Oh _ [D] yeah,
_ [D#] oh _ [D] yeah.
[F#] _ _ _ [G] He's
got seven limousines and [B] a private plane.
[F#] _ _ _
[C] All for the [C#] use
of his [D]
special [Em] friends.
_ _ [A] Oh [D]
yeah, _ [D#] oh _ [D] yeah. _
_ _ He's [G] got thousand dollar suits
and [B] a whimpy tie.
_ _ _ [C]
Girls [Am] love to [C#] stroke it [D] while he's on
[Em] the phone.
[A] _ Oh [D]
yeah,
_ [D#] oh _ [D] _ yeah.
[A] _ At [G] the House of [Am] Representatives, he's
[B] a groovy guy. _ _ _
[C] When he
gives [C#] thanks, he [D] is not alone.
[C#] He is [C] dealing, he is really dealing.
IRS can't determine [G] where the hook is. _ _ _ _
[C] It is easy with a
five-oh foot pretender [G] to reach your biz.
_ _ _ They will never [Cm] get him for the naughty [G] stuff that he did.
[D] _ _ _ _ [C]
It is best in cases like this to pretend [G] the two are stupid. _ _
_ He's got residential help all
[B] along the way.
_ _ _ _ [C]
He says
the [C#] place while the [E] lawyers chew.
_ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[D#] The days are [D] overdue. _ _
[G] And the [Em] governors agree to say
he's [B] a lovely man.
_ _ _ [C]
He makes
[C#] it easier [G] for them [Em] to smooch.
_ [A] _ Oh [D] _ _
_ [D#] yes,
_ [D] that's true. _
_ Cause [G] he helps
put the beer of [A] God in [B] the con man. _ _ _ _
[C] Snatching [C#] up money _ [G] everywhere
[Em] he can.
[A] _ _ [D] Oh
_ _ _ [D#] _ _ [D] yeah. _
_ _ He's [G] got
twenty million dollars in [B] his heavenly bank account. _ _ _
[C] You ain't [C#m] got nothing, people.
_ _ _ [C] You ain't [C#] got nothing,
people.
_ _ [D] _ [C] You ain't
[C#] got nothing, [Dm] people.
Bank [Em] the [C#] man.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ Yeah. _ _ _ _
_ [G] As we end
another broadcast day, let me say that you ain't got [C#] nothing
and [C] he's got it all.
And [G] your miserable self
[C#] is against the wall.
[G#] The only [D] thing
you have not tried is the [D#] sport of chomps. That's [N]