Chords for Happy Together 2017 in Beverly Hills with the Cowsills - 07/15/17 - Hair

He used to be more planted.
Four feet tall.
But he's bad news.
Yeah.
But he got those new knees and then he became terrible.
But we could be happier about his knees.
That's totally fine.
There's my sister Susan.
That's my brother Paul.
[Ab] We're in _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [B] heaven right now.
I think my brother in heaven.
Yes, right.
Susan was the last child of seven children.
There were six sons before her.
So I was 10 years older than her.
She was a wonderful, beautiful person.
[F] I'm going to be talking to you and I just got to see you.
[G] _
Okay.
Well, I guess in many ways, but not for you.
But anyway, the point is, I was 10 years old.
She was born.
I heard [B] about her.
I had a mother's little work [Bm] out.
And my mom, she was four, I think.
[Abm] I had five brothers between her and I.
I had a wife and two wives.
[B] And I was a little confused because there was all [Gb] these guys running around our house.
And one of them looked [E] a whole lot like Robbie Duck, which reminds me of Seth.
_ _ _ [G] Oh, Robbie.
_ [Bm] You know, you know about the [Ab] human model thing and the spline medicine.
I didn't really know [G] Susan until later.
And then, like, we get along great now.
It's fantastic.
Well, I knew her [Bm] really well because I was in the middle [Em] job.
I had three under me, three over me.
[Abm] Barry, Tom, Susan were the babies.
And I got them up, got them dressed, got them their lunches, ready for school.
And I actually [B] changed Susan's diapers.
_ Thank you so much.
I'm going to go home now.
That's what I [Ab] did.
Okay, that's [E] it.
All right, here's the thing.
I don't care anymore.
I don't care what you're saying up here because [N] guess what?
I'm going to be kicking your ass soon.
[B] Oh, I _ love you.
I [G] _ _ _
_ [N] love you hands.
_ _ _ [Abm] _
_ [G] _ _ Okay, we're going to do our last song, and it's the one you probably [B] figured out.
You haven't done it yet.
There's not a lot to go through now.
So [Abm] this is our biggest album.
If you see that, this song was banned [B] in Vietnam.
Tell them.
All right.
Yeah.
It was banned [Ab] in the middle of Texas.
It was a national [G] anthem.
You'll figure it out.
Anyway, I'm going to say that we have one [Em] more after this.
No, we went on top, [B] on top.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Here we go.
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_ _ She [G] asked him [Cm] why.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I saw these ladies. _
_ [Eb] _ Why?
I'm a hairy guy.
[D] _
_ _ _ [Abm] Hello.
[B] I'm _ [Abm] _
a hairy guy.
We're going to sing [G] about our hair too. _
[B] I'm hairy.
You're [Cm] very hairy.
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My hair is a [Eb] fry.
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[Gm] I'm _ [Ab] hairy [G] high [Eb] and [B] low. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [C] _
Don't [G] _ _ ask me [Bb] why.
Because [B] he don't [Gm] know. _ _
[Eb] It's not for a lot of bread.
[Gm] _ _
It's for the dead.
[Ab] _ _ _
Darling.
[Bb] _ I'm _ _ [G] _
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[Cm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [Eb] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [G] _
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_ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ a _
[Eb] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ hairy guy.
_ I'm [Eb] hairy.
[G] I'm _ [Bb]
hairy.
[G] I'm [Eb] hairy.
_ [G] I'm [Bb] _
_ [Cm] hairy.
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] _
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I'm [F] hairy.
[G] I'm hairy.
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_ [F] I'm hairy.
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_ [F] _ _ I'm hairy.
_ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ I'm hairy.
I'm [Ab] hairy.
_ _ [Cm] _ [Ab] I'm hairy.
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_ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [Fm] _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] I'm hairy. [Eb] I'm hairy.
_ [G] I'm _ [Gm] _
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_ [Ab] _ [Cm] hairy.
_ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _
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_ [Ab] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _
[Eb] I'm hairy.
[Ab] I'm _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _
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_ _ _ [Cm] _ [Ab] hairy.
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