Goodbye Squirrel- Cletus T Judd Chords

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_ We've been [G] quiet.
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We are in [C] love.
Me _
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_ _ [C] _ and Harold [F] Mumford were _ outdoorsmen, [C] set in our [G] backwoods ways.
_ _ [C] _ Both members of the [F] hunting club, [C] both active [G] in the NRA.
National Redneck [C] Association.
We scouted a location [F] where we had no doubt [C] we'd kill the biggest buck in [G] the world.
About a thirty-fourth [C] corner.
Harold waited [F] in his tree stand, but [C] all he seen was a squirrel. _ _ _ _ _ _
Danger two weeks [F] since the season started and [C] neither one of us was [G] amused.
We [C] had on real true camo, [F] high-powered ammo, [C] but no [G] big game to [C] shoot.
_ Then we finally saw a deer [F] as big as a horse.
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Harold had him in his [G] crosshairs.
_ [F] But [C] that squirrel jumped off a [F] branch above us [C] and landed [G] in Harold's [C] hair. _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] Harold fell off the stand [Gm] on his head.
He [G] landed like [F] a wimp.
He waited there [C] _ _ till I [Am] climbed on down, [G] picked him up off the ground.
And [F] it didn't take us long to [G]
decide [F] that squirrel [C] had to die.
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_ [C] _ _ [G] Goodbye _ [F] squirrel.
_ With [C] black-eyed peas.
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You're [C] gonna taste good [G] for me, [F] squirrel.
_ It's [C] your meat.
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[C] Come on out of [G] that tree, _ [F] squirrel.
_ Hey, [C] guess what?
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[C] You've eaten your [G] last meal, _ [F] squirrel.
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_ _ Me and Harold went down [F] to the surplus store.
[C] Bought a keg of [Gm] dynamite, _ _ [C] two baseball bats, and [Fm] a case of M-80s.
We were in for [G] one heck of [C] a fight.
We'll show you.
When you're hunting [F] with Dumb and Dumber, [C] something's surely bound to [G] go wrong.
Now be careful.
And [C] when Harold lit [F] that real short fuse, [C] I knew [G] it wouldn't [C] be long.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] When the dynamite blew, [G] Harold's foot did too, [F] and fingers began [Em] to fly.
We [Am] were barely alive [G] when the game warden arrived, [F] and much to our [G] surprise, [C] that squirrel didn't die.
_ [F] _ _ [C] _ [G] Goodbye _ _ _ [F] squirrel.
Just [C] one more shot.
_ _ [F] _ [C] You'll be in my [G] crock pot, _ [F] squirrel.
You'll [C] make a lunch.
_ _ [F] And [C] you'll overgrow [G]
chipmunk, _ _ [F] squirrel.
I'll [C] skin you high.
_ _ [F] And [C] make a hat [G] when it's dry, _ _ [F] squirrel.
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Oh, it's Honey [F] Mill's hat that's better than you.
[C] _
_ I said, [F] give me.
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_ I think [C] I peeled something.
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