Chords for Fivepenny Piece. Armchair Athlete 1977. Exellent entertainment.Enjoy

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_ _ _ [C#] I'd like to win a medal for me country
With some training and [A#m] a little bit of [C#] luck
_ Me [F#] mam says I'm a born Olympic [C#] champion
_ [D#] Me doctor says I've got an [G#] athlete's foot
_ _ [C#] And then he says [A#] I mustn't get [C#] excited
_ Too much [G#] exercise ain't good [C#] for me
_ [F#] So till I find a sport that [C#] really suits me
[F#] _ [C#] I'll sit me [F#] down and watch it [C#] on TV
I've tried to [G#] find a sport that [C#] really suits me
The pole [A#] vault's always been me [C#] best event
_ [F#] But while training for the night [C#] behind the gasworks
Me [D#] one and only pole got [G#] rather bent
_ _ [C#] Besides I only jump when [C] I get frightened
[C#] _ _ Every [G#] time I'm high it [C#] never fails
I [F#] go dizzy and me knees just [C#] turn to jelly
[F#] I get [G#] vertigo upon the [C#] bathroom scales
Still I'd like to win a medal for me country
_ With some training and a little bit of luck
_ [F#] Me mam says I'm a born [C#] Olympic champion
_ Me [D#] doctor says I've got [G#] an athlete's foot
_ And then [A#] he says I [C#] mustn't get excited
_ _ Too [G#] much exercise [C#] ain't good for me
_ [F#] So till I find a sport that [C#] really suits me
I'll sit me [A#] down and watch it [C#] on TV
How _ long to [D#m] have a bash at [C#] throwing discus
_ _ When I [G#] tried I threw it [C#] the wrong way
_ [F#] It killed a dozen innocent [C#] spectators
_ And they've [D#] never let me throw it since [G#] that day
_ [C#] The other [G#] night I tried some [C#] shadow boxing
_ Our Henry says [G#] he's got a good [C#] right hand
_ _ [F#] For something but it wasn't made for boxing
[F#] More [C#] suited to [D#] a fairy with a wand
_ Still I'd like to win [G#] a medal for me [C#] country
_ With some training and [G#] a little bit of [C#] luck
_ [F#] Me mam says I'm a born [C#] Olympic champion
_ _ Me [D#] doctor says I've got an athlete's [G#] foot
_ [C#] And then he says [G#] I mustn't get [C#] excited
_ Too much exercise [F#] ain't good [C#] for me
_ _ [F#] So till I find a sport [C#] that really suits me
[F#] _ [C#] I'll sit me down and watch it on TV
_ _ I'll sit me [D#] down and watch it [C#] on TV
[F#] I say mam, I [G#] can't find me shorts
_ [C#] What do you mean where are me dabs?
[F#] _ _ [G#] I'll sit me down and watch it on TV _
_ [F#] _ I'll sit me down and watch it [C#] _
[F#] on TV
[G#] I'll sit me down and watch it on [C#]
TV
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