Chords for Dick Feller ~ Makin' The Best Of A Bad Situation

[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] Now I know man, he's hard-working man.
He gets up real early and he goes downtown about 15 minutes after he's been [Bb] gone
There's a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn that milk man rushes up to the door
[Bbm] But that man's wife's waiting in a kimono and she [Bb] plants a big old kiss on his cheek and they go [Eb] inside
And that truck never moves for an hour to us none of my business
One day I called him aside and told him what was [Ab] going on while he [Fm] was gone
He said [Ab] well, I guess that's [Gbm] so but do you know [Eb] we're never [G] out of [Gm] milk or cottage [F] cheese or yogurt?
_ _ [Bb] Ice cream or none of them [Eb] other cowie [Bb] things
[Cm] I [Bb] guess [Eb] he's making the best [F] of a bad situation
[Bb] Don't want to make waves.
[Eb] Can't you see?
[Bb] _ [Eb] He's just making the best [F] of a bad situation
[Bb] Reckon I'd do the same if [Eb] it was me
[Bb] _ [Eb] Now I know man, he's educated man.
He's alligator Raspberry jump tried in there and grabs him long green burgers
Whatever [Bb] you grab them long green burgers by one day
He's got a full announcement on this big alligator when [Bbm] this other alligator sneaks up and bites his [Gm] right ear plum off
[Eb] Didn't bat an eye just crawled off the shade went sleepy alligator.
Not the man.
What's done about business?
One day I said well sure too bad [Ab] about that little accident that [Fm] you had cuz now your [Ab] hats gonna fall [Am] down over your eyes
[Gm] You can't ever be a [C] gypsy cuz you don't have [F] no place to wear a gold earring
[Bb] He just looked me right straight in the eye and [Eb] said, huh?
[Bb] _ [Cm] I
[Bb] [Eb] Guess he's making the best of [F] a bad situation
[Bb] Don't want to make waves.
[Eb] Can't you see?
[Bb] _ [Eb] He's just making the best of [F] a bad situation
[Bb] I reckon I'd do the same if [Eb] it was me
[Bb] _ [Gm] Now I know lady.
She's a mighty [Eb] fine lady got a heart of gold.
She wouldn't harm a flight
He's trying to get by and keep her house in order, [Bb] but you know that her husband
He works hard that he come [G] on blue come [Bb] on rapidly to snap things.
He's a chicken
That's [Cm] right.
One of them [Db]
[Dm] Jacqueline Colonel [Eb] Sanders types
Bruce in the bush by the side of the house.
Well, it's none of my business
One day I said have you ever thought about [Ab] finding him a doctor that could make [Fm] him?
Well, and [Ab] she said well I have now man
[Eb] But then again, he don't [Bb] eat much [Em] this chicken feed [F] and all that pecking in the ground [Bb] don't hurt nothing
Heaven [Eb] knows we can use the [Bb] eggs.
[Cm] I [Gm] guess [Eb] she's making the best [F] of a bad situation
[Bb] Don't want to make waves.
[Eb] Can't you see?
[Bb] _ [Eb] She's just making the best [F] of a bad situation
[Bb] Reckon I'd do the same if [Eb] it was me
[Bb] We're [Eb] all just making the best [F] of a bad situation
[Bb] We're all missed together [Eb] you and me _
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