Chords for Devo - Post Post-Modern Man Music Video (Directed by Rocky Schenck)

_ _ _ [Cm] Oh, shit, the fruit.
[G#] Oh, wait, I missed something.
Oh, guys, [N] here's_ _ _ _
_ _ _ What's going on?
If _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I had a hammer, I'd wake up my neighbors
Finding out a rhythm all about you
[A] _
_ [G] If [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] I had a pencil, _ _ I'd brush me some paper _ _
I'd build a _ skyscraper _ to get close to [N] you _ _ _
_ If I [A] had a [D] lasso, _ [A] _
I'd sail out the _ [D] window
[A] _
And land on an island _ _ _ _ next to you
[N] _ _ _
_ If I [A] had a hot rod, _ _ I'd fasten up my seatbelt _ _
And press the speed limiter to _ get to you
_ _ [D#] _
But I ain't [G] got a hammer _ _
And I ain't [F#] got a pencil _
And I ain't [D] got a lasso _ _
So I'm doing it the hard way
Like a post [B]-post-modern [A] man
[G] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [Dm] If I [Am] had a credit card, [G] _ [Am] _
I'd clear me a pathway
[G] _ [A]
Through the deepest jungle, _ [G] _ [A] _
_ right to your door
_ [G] _ _
[F#] Well, [A] if I had a camera, [D] _ [A] _
I'd snap away my [G] fingers
_ [A] _
And [E] go like a picture _ [G] _ [A]
of you, oh, [N] cool _ _ _
But I ain't [G] got a hot rod _ _
And I [D] ain't [F#] got a credit card _ _
[C#m] No chance [D] for a camera _ _
So I'm doing it the hard way _
Like a [F#m] post-post-modern [F#] man
Like a post-post-modern man
[A] _
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [F#] Like a post-post-modern man
[A] _
_ _ _ _ [G] Well, I ain't got a hammer
_ And I [D] ain't [F#] got a lasso
_ _ No chance [D] for a camera
_ _ _ So I'm doing it the hard way Hard way _
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