Chords for Deep Fried Frenz - MF Doom

[D#m] Before we go [B] deeper, friend
As you call them, they call you when [C#] they need something
Trees for the blunt, Pidgeys for [B] the front
[C#m] I found a [E] way to get peace [F#] of mind for [G#] years and left the hell alone
Turn a deaf ear to the [D#m] cellular phone
[A#] Send me [B] a letter or better, [D#m] we can see [G#] each other in real life
Just so you can feel me like [B] a steel [C#m] knife
At [B] least so you can [F#] see the white of [C#m] the eyes
Bright with surprise once they finish spitting [B] lies
[F#] Associates, [B] is it boys or girls, [C#] bitches, niggas, homies
Post, but really don't [E] know me
Mom, dad, comrade, [F#] peeps, brothers, [C#] sisters, duns, dunnies
Some come around when they need [D#m] some money
[C#m] Others make [B] us laugh like [F#] the Sunday [G#] funnies
Fam, be around whether you paid or [B] bummed
You [C#m] can either [G#m] ignore this [F#] advice or take it [G#] from me
Be too nice, some people take you for a [B] dummy
[C#] So [B] nowadays, he ain't so [C#] friendly
Actually, [Fm] they would be if it made a worthy [B] enemy
[C#m] Read the [E] signs, no [F#] feeding the [C#m] baboons
Seeing as how they [G#] got your back bleeding from the [B] stab wounds
[C#] Y'all know [B] the dance, put [F#] a smile on your [C#] face
Y'all know the glance, try to put them on
They blow [E] the chance, [C#m] never let [B] your so-called mans know your plan
_ A show of [C#m] hands is [B] a term some people use [C#m] loosely
I'm real true, [G#] you know what I choose to let [B] crew see
[C#m] You telling [B] me, I [F#] try to act [C#] broke
Jealousy the [G#] number one killer among [B] black folk
[C#m] Fellas be [B] under some type of [F#] spell like [G#] crack smoke
Ghettos and new lelas lead a right to your [B] stack, loke
[C#m] Just another [G#m] way a chick [F#] will lead to your [C#] end
I checked the dictionary for the meaning of [B] friends and said
[C#m] [B] First, someone likes to [C#] socialize with, [G#] sympathize, and help her
And that's about [B] the size of it
[C#m] Most of [B] the time, these [F#] attributes is one [C#]-sided
The most of the time, the actor shoots through [B] your eyelid and [C#m] they can't hide [B] it
Going wild like a [C#m] wild bitch
Sometimes you [G#] need to cut niggas off like a light switch
And when things get quiet, catch them like a thief in the night
What a [B] riot
I [F#] first met [B] Mr.
Fantastic at [G#] an arms deal
Don't let it get drastic, think of how your [B] arms will [C#m] feel
When [E] they get for real, [F#] still get [C#m] the sparking
Everything [G#] darkened, it ain't no [B] talking
[C#m] But something so [B] cheap, so [F#] it buys a lot of [C#m] trouble
They better all [G#] focus when they're trying to plot [B] the bubble
Or else it'll be a sad note to end on
The guns we got is
Guns we can't defend them
[C#m] Some [B] come in the [D#m] form of [C#] codependence
A lot of [G#] times, only end up being co [B]-defendants
[A] Ten bucks, [B] they didn't tell [F#] for a lower [C#] sentence
They leave you up [G#] under the jail, begging for [B] repentance
It [C#m] don't make no [E] sense
[F#] What happened to the [C#] loyalty?
Honor [Fm] amongst crooks, trust [B] amongst royalty
[C#m] I'd rather [E] go out in [F#] a blaze than [G#] give them the glory
How many of us have
A similar [D#m] story [C#] Friends
[B] Before lovers, [F#] we need to have [G#] some type of overstanding
Just so when I let her get the [B] bad things, she knows it's no [G#] strings
We could do the damn thing, but ho, it's no rings
Just how [B] the cramp swings
Once you see them again, that [G#] depends on how good was the skins
Until she memorized [B] the lessons
It ain't no need to [G#] pretend
Even though she let them stab me, she know they just
[B] [C#] Guns [B] _ _
[C#] _ _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#m] _ [G#m] _ [F#] _
[C#m] we [C#] can't defend [B] _ [C#m] _ [B] _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [C#m] _ [G#m] _ [F#]
[C#] them
Before we know any further
[B] Don't [C#m] _ [B] _ [F#] _
[C#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ [G#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _
[C#m] _ _ [G#] _ _ [D#m] _ [C#m] _ [B] _ _
[C#m] be [G#] silly
[B] I know who [C#m] my friends [E] are
[C#m] And the next nice neighborhood I move into
[E] You guys will get cracked
[F#] _
[G#m] _ _ [D#] _ [N] _ _ Negro humor always [D] escaped me
The most [B] powerful, the most mysterious monarch [D#] in all the world
[G] Guarded by a fighting force that never [A] sleeps
[E] That never relaxes its vigilance
For none [Dm] is as [E] feared
None has as many foes [D#] as Doom
[D] The [E] awesome armor-clad [Bm] lord of
[D] I know who Doom is
Then tell us
He happens to be the most dangerous man in the world
I hoped we'd never hear from him
Hoped we'd never have to battle him
But now the worst has happened
And I must tell you what [E] we're up against
I first met Doom years ago
[C] For he [G] wanted to be alone
Alone to pursue his forbidden experiments
One day, while conducting a secret [N] experiment
[C#] Later, when he recovered from his injuries
Instead of having learned his lesson
[D] Doom was bitter Angry
_ [Gm] Vengeful
_ What have I [Cm] done to myself?
My face!
It is hideous
[G] He traveled the world
Seeking a [Gm] cure for his disfigured face
[C] [E] I'm sorry, sir
There is nothing we can do for you
[C] He traveled through remote villages
[G] Where strangers are seldom seen
He continued his search
Never [E] showing his face
Unless threatened [D#] by bandits who [C] prey on travelers
[B] Who foolishly wander alone through