Hoe Cakes Chords by Mf Doom

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_ _ Keep your hoes in check. _ _
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_ [C] I got this girl and she wants me to [Ab] duke her.
I told her I'll come scoop her around 8 she [Fm] said.
That sounds great.
Shorty girl's [Ab] a trooper.
No matter what [A] I need her to do she be like.
[C] On his own throne the boss like King [Ab] Cooper.
On the microphone he floss the ring.
[Fm] Average MC's is like a TV [Ab] blooper.
MF Doom he's like DB [C] Cooper.
Out with the mula.
I let her get her [Ab] outfit.
Test the cooler off she said niggas ain't [Fm] about shit.
I wonder if she meant it.
I doubt it.
The way it be [F] in her mouth she can't live [C] without it.
Can't live with this.
Handle your [Ab] business.
You're willing to stay on a scandalous ho shit list.
[Fm] One pack of cookies please Mr.
Hooper.
It's fun [Gm] smacking rookies.
[C] Heat is the.
Look like a black wookie when he let his [Ab] beard grow.
Weirdo.
Brown skin it always kept his hair [Fm] low.
Rumors hazard it's a S curl accident.
Doom was [F] always known to keep the best [G] girl's backs bent.
Some [C] say it's the eyes.
Some say [Ab] the accent.
A lot of guys wonder where their [Fm] stacks went.
I caught her thunder thighs with a fatty swoller.
Only mess with [A] high rollers do what daddy [C] told her.
No matter the city she with me to do the [Ab] thang thang.
Work in the coochie hookie chitty chitty [Fm] bang bang.
Same name on her titty as on the name ring.
Pretty like [F] baby Dior [C] all in the same gang.
Keep my eye on her really don't [Ab] trust her but I treat her like a daughter.
Taught her how to [Fm] bust a nut.
And the heat can turn beef to horse meat to lupa.
Teach her how to [A] hold it.
Of course he is the.
[C] See most cats treat her like [Ab] Cooper.
Or beat her to a snooper.
Take it from the.
[Fm] You need to make her feel cuter.
And lay down a G like [Gm] loofah.
Everything will be.
[C] Do for her.
Keep her in her [Ab] new fur.
So she looks sweet when she go to meet the.
[Fm] Got the booty get the grenadiers.
[Ab] Twist it.
Put it in the air.
Come here.
[C] Kiss it.
Listen here scooter.
Let her try [Ab] to bag you.
When she's on the rag never let her prize [Fm] the rag boo.
Which will have you under some type of [C] spell crying dag boo.
Her name on the back and a tattoo.
Whether a boosie or a nerd ho [Ab] street chick.
Don't call my wife.
If you met her at the [Fm] freak Nick.
You don't want to waste her time.
I'll do.
But if your [A] father's the child like.
[C] _ He keeps his hose in [Ab] check.
Sends him out to get close.
From what [Fm] goes the next.
Tell him take his clothes.
Leave him posing [Ab] naked for real.
Better yet.
[A] Get him for the check.
Off [G] the record deal.
Find [C] out where he keeps the tech and the [Ab] blue steel.
Make sure for extra wreck.
Let him know how you feel.
[Fm] And while he's running down to all star weekend to ball.
I'm [G] coming with the you ball.
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Super.
[Fm] Super.
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[N] As _ _ _ the leader [Ebm] can and below.
Everything has been prepared as you ordered.
But how did you get permission to return to New York master.
[Eb] Through the efforts of this guy.
_ [Em] It's free enterprise.
[Abm] _ _ And I'm not going to let some.
Plastic government bureaucrat.
[Eb] Tell me how to run my business.
But [D] doom will be my guest.
On my [Ab] private estate on Long Island.
That's nothing you can do about it.
He's [Gm] dangerous.
You just hope you [Ab] know what you're [Db] doing.
Don't I always.
[Eb] _ There's [N] doom's jet.
Right on time. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Why is it so cold down here.
I've a heat went out in the whole building.
Warming up out there on Long Island with doom.
Doom.
Here in New York.
Yes.
Doom has an amazing new machine.
You can't run a private estate on Long [Db] Island.
[A] How long [Ab] is all this going to take doom.
I would love to invite