Dax - "Dear Santa" ft. The Grinch (Official Music Video) Chords

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_ I'm not letting that Dax ruin Christmas again [Bm] this year.
What am I gonna do?
What am [D] I gonna do?
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To Grinch!
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Grinch grumbles
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_ Hey _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
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Grinch, you there?
[Bm] Speaking.
It's Santa!
Hey Fatty.
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Well, I'll tell you what, uh_
_ You're throwing something for Max and, uh_
You got a deal, Fatty.
_ _ Okay. _
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Hey [F#] Santa, [G#] um_
Dax again.
I [Bm] hope you're not gonna ignore my calls again this year.
I mean, I'm sorry about what happened last year,
but I'm just really, really passionate about Christmas.
And [C] you were being a [B] Grinch and you know it!
[Bm] Okay?
So listen.
Yeah.
Hey Santa, last year you did a good [C#] job,
but this year we need to [Am] pick this shit up.
Last [Em] year I said a Cadillac, [Bm] color matte black,
but [D] this year I think I really want a Bentley truck.
I don't [Bm] wanna hear excuses.
Last year you played me for [C#] a fool,
this year, get your [G#] fat ass up.
I don't [Em] mean to be a nuisance, [Bm] Santa,
but after last year, I don't give a fuck!
I need two phones like I'm Kevin Gates.
I'm trying [Dm] to get booed up like [Am] I'm Ella May.
Last [Bm] year I got a Lily Ponds follow back,
but this year I'm trying [D] to take Lele on [B] a goddamn date.
I [Bm] want two homes with two nos and two [Dm] states.
Two thrones, [Am] grapefruit porn on two [Bm] states.
A crib with a gate, and some [D] fish in a pond
with a hot tub beside of [B] a lake.
I need [Bm] two sides, a feature from Tupac,
a new [F#] season of [Bm] BuDoc, some more ice cause I'm too hot.
And this year, [D] I want a flashlight in a [Bm] jukebox.
I need closure.
I need more [A#m] exposure.
A new [C] diet, preferably [B] kosher.
Get me [Bm] a virgin who's never [D] even kissed a man
so I can [Bm] show her a billboard hit,
ball main [A#m] fit, iced out [Am] watch,
juicy [B] six kicks, and someone [Bm] whose
only [D] job is to wipe my ass every time my [Bm] shit's settled.
How do you see me?
Don't try to play me just like you see me
and have [Am] me wondering and looking so [Bm] needy.
I'm not that greedy.
Just let me get [D] a couple more things,
and [Bm] a 60-ish TV, a personal chef to help me cook,
and someone [Am] to read when I open [Bm] a book,
and let me get some booting.
[D] _ Like Captain [Bm] Hook.
Dear Dax, [F#] Santa here.
[C] It's [B] not looking good this year, [Bm] son.
_ [D] Miss Claus is sick.
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Rudolph's in the hospital.
_ [C#] The [Am] Popeye's chicken sandwich [Em] ran out.
_ [Bm] I'm [D] black.
Let me connect you with a [Bm] friend.
Okay, Santa, two years in a row,
now I know what [F] you mean when you always [Bm] say,
ho, I'm a huff puff, come and blow down [D] your door.
Treat you just like a grudge, I ain't letting you [B] go.
I'ma show you the meaning of pole.
[D] And [Am] put your head right in the [B] scope.
Put a red dot on your head [D] top.
Have you looking like a real [Bm] red nose?
It was [C] the night before Christmas,
[Am] _ [B] and all through the [Bm] house,
not a [D] creature was snoring,
not [Bm] even a mouse.
It was [C#] Dax and the [Am] Grinch.
Mickey [Em] Santa's a bitch.
[Bm] So we [D] gonna break this shit down.
And we [B] gonna do it like this.
_ _ Ha ha ha.
[Am] _ _ [Bm]
Ha ha ha.
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